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Snake Man Mark

@snakemanmark.bsky.social

Professional snake removalist, Bass player, Married to a scary PICU nurse, Owned by two dogs, Living a three story hovel with pacific views in sub tropical Australia. And if it isn't science then it's a scam, superstition or, rarely, humour.

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no they don't!

04.11.2025 09:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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04.11.2025 08:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Sofar they have been very good except for a single succulent who is now four succulents.

04.11.2025 08:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

One of thecheif benefits of not having a price point for visiting a doctor is that people visit earlier, therefore treatment tends to be both cheaper and more effective.

04.11.2025 08:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I would feel safer in the toddler scenario

04.11.2025 07:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Little corella. Once confined to central Australia, they can no be found almost everywhere in Australia, thanks to our farming methods.

#birds

04.11.2025 07:31 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Sulphur-crested cockatoos, beautiful plumage.

#birds

04.11.2025 07:28 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Party like it's the 5th of May, 1789!

04.11.2025 07:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Mind you, I'm married and the worst part of marriage is when the wife finds out that you bent up the car. 😁

04.11.2025 00:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

New plates are already in my hot, sweaty hands and I've ordered one of those super tough bumpers. The fact it was less than a third of the price of a genuine, easily bent Nissan bumper was also a factor.

04.11.2025 00:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Male Australian king parrot.

I like this guy, he gave us a nice yelp review. 😁

#birds

04.11.2025 00:37 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

God #500 or 500 Gods?
Mind you, the space required is exactly the same. 😁

04.11.2025 00:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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The water dragon guarding our pool! And I went swimming even though it was raining and I got wet! 😁

03.11.2025 23:37 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a goat with balloons and streamers in its mouth says happy birthday ALT: a goat with balloons and streamers in its mouth says happy birthday
03.11.2025 23:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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An anti endorsement?

03.11.2025 23:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Given the reliability of SpaceX rockets, a one-way ticket is the best you can hope for. Chances are that you won't achieve low-earth orbit before having a terrifying and rather hot last few minutes of life.

03.11.2025 23:04 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Thank you Elon for giving Cuomo your incredibly effective kiss of death.

03.11.2025 23:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a kitten is standing on its hind legs in a puddle of water . ALT: a kitten is standing on its hind legs in a puddle of water .
03.11.2025 22:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Thank you Elon for giving Cuomo your incredibly effective kiss of death!

03.11.2025 22:47 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The mental image of trump's little Johnson jacking off is going to take a lot of tequila to get rid of!
Sigh, I better start right away!

03.11.2025 22:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It is common for a young widow to very quickly cling to a new man after the unexpected death of her spouse. It can cause major psychological damage and I'm not going to judge her for her method of coping with that devastatingly traumatic event.
The god humper Vance, on the other hand ...

03.11.2025 20:33 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Nest-flix returns: Melbourne’s falcons are back! Watch the live stream of our favourite falcon family's adventures.

www.melbourne.vic.gov.au/news/nest-fl...

03.11.2025 05:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

They have been in Melbourne for at least 30 years, one perched at my window when I worked there.
The eat pigeons so cities are great places for them.

03.11.2025 04:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Driving through puddles in the state forest has its hazards. This will cost, the lost plate is only $50 but the bumper looks beyond repair.
Wife is spitting chips

03.11.2025 03:52 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I very much doubt that Biden would have won but it's something we will never know with 100% certainty.

03.11.2025 00:18 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

And you wouldn't get feces thrown at you.

02.11.2025 23:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Actually, large numbers of people living in poverty is excellent for military recruitment and then bullying smaller nations for the economic assets.

02.11.2025 23:10 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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