Snake Man Mark @snakemanmark

Snake Man Mark

@snakemanmark.bsky.social

Professional snake removalist, Bass player, Married to a scary PICU nurse, Owned by two dogs, Living a three story hovel with pacific views in sub tropical Australia. And if it isn't science then it's a scam, superstition or, rarely, humour.

1,318 Followers | 318 Following | 6,532 Posts | Joined: 13.11.2024 | 2.1404

Latest posts by snakemanmark.bsky.social on Bluesky

Drink a glass of your own warm diarrhea while watching the Melania movie sex scenes or ...

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a gray and white kitten with the words " i am here to wish you happy tuesday " below it ALT: a gray and white kitten with the words " i am here to wish you happy tuesday " below it

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I don't blame her! Aside from the shear unpleasantness of listening to him lie and lie and lie there is also the smell as his diaper overflows.

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a cartoon character with a mouth open and the words yum yum written on it ALT: a cartoon character with a mouth open and the words yum yum written on it

Yes they would!

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Eastern Reef Egret (Egretta sacra)
NIKON CORPORATION (NIKON D100)
11/Nov/2008
#Animals
#Birds
#Aves
#Ciconiiformes
#Ardeidae
#EasternReefEgret
#EgrettaSacra

24.02.2026 10:03 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Eastern Grey Kangaroo (Macropus giganteus)
NIKON CORPORATION (NIKON D100)
06/Jun/2011
#Animals
#Mammals
#Mammalia
#Marsupials
#Marsupialia
#Macropodiformes
#Macropodidae
#EasternGreyKangaroo
#MacropusGiganteus

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Yellow-tailed Black-Cockatoo (Calyptorhynchus funereus)
NIKON CORPORATION (NIKON D100)
01/Dec/2007
#Animals
#Birds
#Aves
#Psittaciformes
#CockatoosAndCorellas
#Cacatuidae
#YellowTailedBlackCockatoo
#CalyptorhynchusFunereus

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Cattle Egret (Ardea ibis)
NIKON CORPORATION (NIKON D100)
23/Oct/2008
#Animals
#Birds
#Aves
#Ciconiiformes
#Ardeidae
#CattleEgret
#ArdeaIbis

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Pied Butcherbird (Cracticus nigrogularis)
samsung (Galaxy S24 Ultra)
08/Jun/2025
#Animals
#Birds
#Aves
#PerchingBirds
#Passeriformes
#Artamidae
#PiedButcherbird
#CracticusNigrogularis

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Some advice for this very humid Tuesday.

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My gruesome twosome. Neither has any concept of personal space.

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We'll meet the meat!

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He was in the hitch hikers guide to the galaxy as well!

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Disclaimer.
On Language.

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I can relate. My Mazda2 did 500,000 kms with 100% reliability and still looked good when sold.

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Standard parrot maturing - they start out really fugly and become beautiful.
And they do it quickly, in two weeks those birds will be cutie pies.

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blue winged parrots - Google Search

www.google.com/search?sca_e...

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two minions wearing goggles and overalls are standing next to each other with their mouths open ALT: two minions wearing goggles and overalls are standing next to each other with their mouths open

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How about a silly goose then?

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@danaspirit

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ESOTERIC
@esotericnight

In this Gothic underground city we all sin. 女生们超爱我的自闭风范 Watch Mobile Suit Gundam Thunderbolt. Im just a weeb dont follow me for no reason i feel bad. Pls no minors. (all pronouns i dont care) Bazillian, 27

Probably not a frog
@averagefrog

(he/him, 19) I have survived the fury of the internet. I have borne its barbs and its blades, and I have seen wonder behind its dangers. But always, user, I remain a son of Undertale. And the slop below all things, that darkness I will fear no longer...

Trish Fraser
@trishf42

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Henry
@henry1221

I love hiking 🥾& reading 📚- “Beware of the masses, sometimes the “m” is silent” - relationship status ≠ single

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@joeblivion

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Tore Birgisson 🇳🇴
@2rebirgis

🇺🇦 #SlavaUkraini Automation technician and soon also a bachelor in computer engineering. Chilling out at 70° north! Random DM from strangers=🚫

Animal & Music Lover 🔆
@hollygoog

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Michele Mathews
@michelemathews

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Ignignokt69
@ignignokt69

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Paul
@boipaul

I have served my Lady Megan 24/7 going on 25 years. Moreover, I am also the Father of two great men, an Army Veteran loves metal detecting and magnet Fishing. If you voted to put a racist rapist con artist with an IQ of 50 back in power, do not follow.me!

Cathy
@cat736

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Orca Behavior Institute
@orcabehaviorinstitute.org

A non-profit based on San Juan Island, Washington with the mission of inspiring conservation of wild killer whales through non-invasive research, bold advocacy, and science-based education. www.orcabehaviorinstitute.org

Schraderopolis
@schraderopolis

Avant-Garden Variety Writer/Filmmaker (NoHo, Baby Badass, Mary Tyler, Millennial) Bloodline Comics Co-Publisher, Nostalgic Futurist, Procrastinator, Human Awaiting The Singularity, Pessimistic Optimist or Optimistic Pessimist (depending on the day).

New Moon Rising
@newmoon072217

Escapee from Texas now living in a Blue state, Former Texas Public School Teacher, Pro-Democracy, Pro-Choice, Pagan, Feminist, LGBTQ Ally, ANTIFA, Dogs Are Angels 🐦‍⬛🐕🌻

Ashley Zacharias
@ashleyzacharias

My erotic stories are fantasies. I've never done those things. Masochistic women fascinate me, but I'm not interested in sadistic men. I'm old, married, and monogamous. On the plus side, I spent a long time in university. I never reply to DMs. Sorry

wild-life-ranger
@wild-life-ranger

All things Natural History Wild Flowers Plants Birds Butterflies Moths Insects and Photography

Franny
@fc17

Vegan, Atheist. That’s all.