Jamie

Thank you

@schumer.senate.gov and @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social

You are both cowards and i look forward to future historians relentlessly shitting all over your tenure.

You are both abject failures

Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden or Alice in Chains.

"You'll be visited by three spirits"

The three spirits:

It’s ok little buddy! We’ve all been there

What kind of monster would hot box a cat?

Jokic walking into the arena tonight looking like he just came from a Guy Ritchie movie audition. #nba

How many intellectually dishonest writers can one publication have?

Currently waiting for the rebrand from “The Atlantic” to the “The Casuistic”

Pumpernickel, lox spread, tomato.

Keep that shit away from the toaster.

That is the fattest fucking Tardigrade I have ever seen!

I'll say it again, as this is ramping up: if you gave access to the archives of goverment data and information, it is your moral responsibility to make sure that untouched versions get preserved, now. There are people worh archival expertise who can help you, if you don't have it yourself. Start now

No need to fight.

This whole album wrecks me every time and I agree, it’s his best work.

It will be a joy to primary you out of your job.

You took six days to workshop this? Good Lord, we are fucked.

The more important questions are: What is your plan?

Do you even have an end game - other than trying to fundraise off this?

I'm skipping the question strategy because we already know the answer.

Do better.

Post a GIF of a Movie you have watched more than 6 times

One of the best things about #NYC is that you can drink with reckless abandon for a few hours and know that there is a train that will whisk you within a couple of blocks of your apartment after you settle your tab.

Hot Take: The NYC to Boston Acela’s only function is to get through Rhode Island as fast as one can. #transitsky

Walz: If you say you love freedom but you don't believe freedom is for everybody, then the thing you love is not freedom, it is privilege.

This is praxis

Wank and the Tossers

Did you mention to them that you have a “concept of a treatment”?

Blue handwritten note on a painted white wall saying “Hope this world will get better” At the end of the sentence is a hand drawn blue heart.

Seen in the stairwell of a NYC elementary school I have the good fortune to work with. When you feel exhausted, rest up and come back to this photo.

We can do this #Edusky

Elon Musk went from being the “Henry Ford of our time” to being the “Henry Ford of our time”.

You’re such a tool.

It was at this moment that Marco realized his attempt to discreetly muffle a fart was a catastrophic failure

I think UBI is great. It’s an acknowledgement that nobody else has the right to tell you what you can best contribute to the world, and it’s based on a certain faith — that people want to contribute something to the world, most people do. I’m sure there are a few people who would be parasites, but most people actually want to do something; they want to feel that they have contributed something to the society around them. The problem is that we have this gigantic apparatus that presumes to tell people who’s worthy, who’s not, what people should be doing, what they shouldn’t. They’re all about assessing value, but in fact, the whole system fell apart in 2008 because nobody really knows how to do it. We don’t really know how to assess the value of people’s work, of people’s contributions, of people themselves, and philosophically, that makes sense; there is no easy way to do it. So the best thing to do is just to say, alright, everyone go out and you decide for yourselves. . - David Graeber

A few thoughts on Universal Basic Income.

A sleeping dog with mostly shaggy black fur with a spot of white fur on its chin and another spot of white fur on its chest. Next to the dog is a curled up tuxedo cat with mostly black fur with a shock of white fur between its eyes and white fur on the tips of its paws.

Timeline cleanse to start the week.

Feel free to call your senator. Let me help.

(202) 224-6542

@schumer.senate.gov - Here is the bare fucking minimum you should be doing.