Mags Layton

I’m moored next to Ozymandias if that helps?

Mine was nearly submitted with the working title “My Lovely Horse.” Might be a bit of a niche reference.

The scandal is not the number of migrants, it’s the number of £££s that grifters are making off them.

The cleavage shot no UK tabloid will print Want to understand how deeply weird the British press is on the subject of Russian interference? I have a bikini shot to show you...

NEW: The cleavage shot no UK tabloid will print.

If you want to understand how truly ignorant and absent the British media is on Russian interference, read on.

A Kremlin spy scandal, a trove of bikini shots....and still nothing but tumbleweed.
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A stretch or open tarmac with the sea beyond. Waves are gently breaking, the sky is a mild blue with some cloud on the horizon.

Felixstowe on Saturday. I thought I’d vary from my usual Thames Estuary amble.

I had to look 3 times before I noticed the rn instead of m.

The UK now spends more per week on extra ("red tape") import/export customs declarations, alone, from leaving the customs union, alone, than it did on its weekly EU contribution...
although that is falling as UK export trade into the EU continues to fall away.

Not again

Why is no-one mentioning what a slate this is for Morecambe & Wise?

Fuck. I am now my dad.

Borrowed pussycats for #Caturday

The Sweaty Nonce, as it shall hereforth be known

And a cottage 20’ from a beach.

Ask @carolecadwalla.bsky.social and the SLAPP lawsuit she was landed with why.

Hiding behind shouts of ‘Patriotism’ whilst actively being funded to undermine UK & UK interests and way of life by a foreign hostile power. Disgraceful.

So the important thing is how much the hospital gets paid, not who is treated?? Christ I love universal healthcare that’s free at the point of use.

‘This is the Kemi we have waited too long to see… giving away pots of money the country doesn’t have to people who are by definition already relatively well off, so our children don’t need to come to us for a deposit.’

Hallelujah!

Haha, we’re here, they’re not? Inspiration when the time comes? Or just seems disrespectful to bin them, so has ended up as a ghoulish collection? Do they take them out and read them, do you think?

I’m looking at piles of leaves and wishing I could kick them instead of queuing in a car on the commute. Still, day off tomorrow and heading to sunny Sandwich.

Best wishes to you & your mum.

TBF, assuming he’s not US armed forces he would have had to pay an immigration health surcharge which applies for stays >6 months (unless you fall into an exempt category). The cost is £776 p.a. Insignificant compared to US health insurance but many Uk citizens don’t realise this applies.

There was a massive one on the open window frame, but touchingly it shot back outside when it saw me. I can see it back home telling the spiderlings, “Ooh, it was horrible, huge it was!”

No you’re not. It taught stupid people to vote.

History repeats.

a black and white photo of a woman wearing a turtleneck sweater and a dress . Alt: a black and white photo of a woman shrugging

Thats’s the thing with marbles, mind of their own. 😂😂😂

Thank God for that! (That it’s not actually Thursday!) I had a very real panic that I had only dreamt yesterday’s stressful meeting & I was lolling about wfh assuming it was done when I should be on the M25! Misplacing your marbles knocked mine out. Like a Newton’s cradle.

But, but, it’s Friday?! Did this post get lost in the post? Has there been a time warp halfway across the Dartford bridge, or am I going mad??

This is the economic future a vote for Farage would deliver. Farage’s Brexit crippled the UK economically, a Farage government would finish it off.

Scientists are now seriously asking if humans were seeded by aliens. Here's why | BBC Science Focus Magazine The idea that life on Earth began elsewhere in space has long been controversial, but it's now gaining traction.

Confuse the Reform voter in your life by mentioning that according to the theory of panspermia, life was seeded on Earth from other planets, so we’re ALL immigrants.

Then point out climate change must just be nature’s way of controlling illegal immigration & watch their tiny little heads explode. 🤯