@routinesardine.bsky.social
she/her, 30s, UK. Pan/demi. 🏳️🌈🏴☠️ OFMD, plus sometimes cats.
Liz!! 😭
09.12.2025 11:40 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0We need a boat Em.
09.12.2025 11:20 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Woohoo glad he's better, sounds like he is making a nuisance of himself as is properly Cat.
08.12.2025 19:50 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Noooo! 😩
08.12.2025 19:45 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0😂😂😂😂😂
08.12.2025 19:41 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Stede Bonnets are for life not just for Christmas 🙂↕️
08.12.2025 18:18 — 👍 6 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Good on Buttons Junior!
08.12.2025 18:14 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Huh I did not know that about tea caffeine and coffee caffeine! I swap to decaf tea at 12pm and am not a coffee drinker (don't like the taste unless it has a LOT of sugar), but this possibly explains why my tea doesn't really help when I'm a jet lagged mess on work trips!
08.12.2025 16:35 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Such a cute little Menace!! Hope he's having a great day. 🎉
08.12.2025 16:31 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0absolute truth.
07.12.2025 22:46 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Indeed, we are very lucky readers. ❤️
07.12.2025 22:43 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0#ofmd
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Pirates cheering and toasting with drinks for calypso's birthday (still from our flag means death s2 ep 6).
Happy birthday elle!
07.12.2025 22:03 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0❤️ I read therefore I am, apparently.
07.12.2025 21:36 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Seen a few people posting about this kinda thing so I just want to shout from the rooftops: sharing your creative work is such a vulnerable and brave thing to do and I really appreciate you for doing it! you're rad as hell!
07.12.2025 20:20 — 👍 61 🔁 19 💬 0 📌 0Happy ofmd-versary! Glad to be part of this crew with you ❤️ 🏴☠️🎉
07.12.2025 19:44 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Fyi I would have simply stabbed ALL the mushrooms (hate them). Happy birthday Teen Menace!
07.12.2025 19:43 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0"You used to pick flowers" 😭😭😭😭😭😭
This is so good Alice.
It's incredible. I know I read a lot, but it's interesting to try and quantify it. Considering a 2026 resolution to keep a weekly or monthly count so this is much easier next year...
07.12.2025 18:02 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0All reading counts! ❤️
07.12.2025 17:54 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0fair to say reading is my main hobby... 😆
07.12.2025 16:51 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0just need to be aware of the funny bits, if you have neighbours who are also around in their gardens they may be alarmed at unexplained laughter. but that's really a them problem.
07.12.2025 16:50 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0sending him best wishes for a speedy recovery!
07.12.2025 16:09 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Also a big fan of opening tubes with the spiky cap!!! So satisfying.
If you haven't already tried it, may I recommend to you gardening while listening to the cryptid factor. Truly good for the soul.
That is Other People's Holidays by @marriedstate.bsky.social !
archiveofourown.org/works/438954...
Happy birthday! 🎉
07.12.2025 14:30 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0It really does! Just because they are not traditionally published novels doesn't mean we're not reading novels!
07.12.2025 13:06 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Ok my best estimate after combing my history:
I have read approx 5 million words of ofmd fic this year.
Assuming an average novel is 80k words that's 62.5 novels worth.
A huge THANK YOU to fic writers for sharing your words, I clearly would be lost without them.
I hope he's ok!
07.12.2025 12:35 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0🫂
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