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wide-based but shallow knowledge and the complete paralysis of the deed, that's what i'm bringing to the heist team baby. proud member of the labeled rude online posting network

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i took these as prince valiant riffs

09.11.2025 02:06 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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great faces in general in this show. love when you can pinpoint the exact moment when a bad dude decides he's going to kill his henchmen for being extremely stupid

09.11.2025 00:40 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

just an incredible use of issue 666 top to bottom, so glad they were the one that got to do it

09.11.2025 00:25 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

good lord that TD in penn state/indiana

08.11.2025 20:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

the philly guy has always been a dumbo but the social media interaction feedback loop of getting attention for anti-AEW histrionics has really broken joel's brain

08.11.2025 20:21 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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incredible face work by this guy pretty much constantly

08.11.2025 20:02 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

managing to erase a 21 yard gain by committing an offensive facemask that completely short circuits the drive is impressive maryland behavior

08.11.2025 20:01 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

maryland offense looking good...against rutgers.

08.11.2025 19:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

the fantasy of the lowdown isn't that you're as hot as ethan hawke in his decline; the fantasy of the lowdown is that you get three days to work on an article

08.11.2025 09:16 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

anyway soberano jr is back

08.11.2025 04:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

[talking about a masked wrestler; to be clear, you can't see his face] oh yeah. no he's just hot. it's just in how he moves. everyone can tell

08.11.2025 04:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

robert patrick could be playing this motherfucker on hbo max in two years

08.11.2025 02:33 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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A plea for help. πŸ™
One of the lead playtesters of Blue Prince, Iggy, has polycystic kidney disease and has only a few months to find a living kidney donor.

His story, contact and donor information can all be found on
iggyland.org

Please help us in sharing his story and getting the word out.πŸ’™

08.11.2025 00:42 β€” πŸ‘ 768    πŸ” 896    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 11

update: this episode was crucial to save, thank you for your service

07.11.2025 23:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

chrono cross was square enix's nuclear response to getting sonned in this battle by konami

07.11.2025 16:03 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

lmao hell yeah

07.11.2025 13:05 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

wait is this the actual audio from the previously-lost recording you did of this that has been in editing for like four years or did you do a new session

07.11.2025 13:02 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

no one has asked me my opinion on trench crusade but it really does feel like they combined 40K (just imperium vs chaos) with diablo to somehow make something more dour and less charming than either. kind of remarkable in that sense. so of course it's very successful

07.11.2025 04:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

maybe it's later in that ziwe interview but the first half minute of that thing was so unsettling i'm gonna wait for text summaries, like watching an eclipse through a mediating surface

07.11.2025 04:03 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

i need a reporter to ask eric adams directly if he understands that he's still mayor of new york, right now, until the end of the year. they're not just still calling him that as a honorific. i've yet to see proof he knows or understands that he's still literally in office.

07.11.2025 04:02 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

there has not yet been any evidence produced that adams knows he's still mayor

07.11.2025 03:55 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

there is a certain category of high crime -- political, mass crime the facts of which and guilt for which are not in question, which was bragged about on commission -- that is the only one for which i think the highest punishment we can inflict as a society should be on the table. post unrelated

07.11.2025 02:07 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

what he's saying here is they need to get off their asses, get the death squads out there, and cancel elections. whether they have any capacity institutionally to do that is a different question, but this is a call to violent action. "we gotta put aside these structural barriers and get on with it."

07.11.2025 00:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

best ending of all time, let's be real

06.11.2025 22:17 β€” πŸ‘ 3472    πŸ” 1102    πŸ’¬ 15    πŸ“Œ 57

angry about the depodesta hire, as a ravens fan. it's like a 2% chance that hiring a new head of football ops will fix what's wrong with the browns but it's still a chance

06.11.2025 21:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

this game is absolutely 100% completely on rails, and this hurts it as a game, but as a story? these are pretty good rails

06.11.2025 20:14 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

without necessarily referencing patrick cosmos's becoming-infamous unifying theory of modern american life, one of its defining traits is how much of it is 55+ year old rich men having miserable snotty grand mal temper tantrums

06.11.2025 18:49 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

feels like we're about to hit the spanfeller threshold for "executive temper tantrum fires entire newsroom" over at conde nast real soon

06.11.2025 18:48 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Guardian headline: Alex vs. ARod: the baseball legend turned 'recovering narcissist' tells all.

Guardian headline: Alex vs. ARod: the baseball legend turned 'recovering narcissist' tells all.

My narcissism recovery is going so well we made a TV show about it

06.11.2025 14:52 β€” πŸ‘ 386    πŸ” 54    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 4

VTMB2 just cleared an important vampire story hurdle for me: A character just made an incredibly dangerous, reckless, stupid, unhelpful decision with long term consequences for everyone around him based wholly off human sentiment and oppositional defiance and i went "hell yeah brother"

06.11.2025 17:16 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

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