G. Whilikerz

credit where its due: "clavicular" is a good name for a dipshit you're forced to hear about

YouTube video by Alaska y Dinarama - Topic Cómo pudiste hacerme esto a mí

heres a non english banger from me, its Alaska Y Dinarama
www.youtube.com/watch?v=WsSM...
they have a lot of other good songs too!

instead of watching the super bowl I watched youtube clips of kirby from kirby hitting baseballs thru several meteors which would otherwise have devastated earth + her biosphere

Extremely cool!!!

If you have space for it, putting an ultrasonic cleaner in an acrylic box dampens the noise pretty well. Especially if you use a foam liner on the box interior.

thank u... friend...

"For me, it was tuesday" - M. Bison explaining when he had tomato basil wheat thins to Chun Li

imo the tomato basil wheat thins would pair especially well

Huh… I don’t have any kind of https stuff set up for it. I will look into it

The local "crime talk" facebook group apparently had to be temporarily shut down because of all the death threats wished on kids who did that here a while ago

we all have that one homie who casts haste so their idle animation is out of synch with the rest of the crew

battlefield baseball (2003) its baseball but they can kill you

A mischevious-looking person in a spike-suit holds 3 objects like playing-cards. Quoth he: LOOKING FOR THE OTHER 3 PANELS? I'VE GOT THEM RIGHT HERE! I'M THE PANEL STEALER! HEHE.. WANT 2 KNOW THE FATE THAT BEFALLS MY STUPID A$$? READ THE FULL STRIP +1K OTHERS @ MAZE.ICOMIX.COM (OR SCROLL UP/DN)

New batch of comics wow! whats this weird freaks deal huh? You can click here: maze.icomix.com/comicpage/ba...

p1 - Artificial Guy from 843 is seated with wires running from electrodes on his head. Behind him a pair of displays show a human figure with severe "missing wedge" tomographic reconstruction errors making its cranial cavity look like a demon's grin, and a "Psycho Graph" which is all fucked up like Asuka's in Evangelion episode 22. Chappy Chappy: Wholly Moly, look at those artefacts! Artificial Guy: B-bird bird bird word bird CC: Your only hope is if a few life or death experiences can filter that down. p2 - AG is equipped with a jumpsuit, a face-covering helmet, and two tanks strapped to his back labeled "auto heal" with tubes connecting to the helmet. He wields a scepter defensively, dark energies swirl around it. His expression is one of terror. Two mean-looking adventurers, one of whom looks vampiric, stab and slash him with bladed weapons. Narration: Thusly: AG: YaAaH!!! Who ME? AAAAA! Mean Adventurer: Haha! Kill! Kill! Vampiric Adventurer: Muahaha! Torment the weak! CC (support message): You... C'mon! Activate the damn scepter! ..This isn't gonna work... p3 - AG has been dropped off at the 'Faculty Lounge', with Alex, The Lich, and The Troll. AG's smile looks forced, but his eyes seem calm. He does seem to have aged 10 or more years, however. Alex looks skeptically at The Lich, who makes a thumbs down gesture behind AG so CC can't see. CC: Ok, a few injection of terror distillate took care of it. Not my problem anymore. CC: See Ya. AG: Aha Ha! I'm? ,Normal. p4 - AG has been dropped off at the 'Mid-tier staff lounge', with Cube, Mutant Prime, and Ratlord. Mutant Prime is disinterestedly looking at a phone. Ratlord is futilely trying to get the attention of the higher-ranking dungeon executives, who have already left. The Troll (from behind the door, really it could also be Alex, we cannot see and it's in character for both): Bye. Door: SLAM Cube: Greetings! AG (staring into space): Ha! Niceguy. Let's friend Ratlord: Ah!

844 - Let's Friend

p1 - Chappy Chappy is seated before an array of technothaumic instrumentation, consulting a bound manual and wearing his mortarboard to feel smart. (It is not SmartHat the orc's enchanted mortarboard, I'm telling you here) Three blurry human figures appear in a CrystalBall monitoring system Chappy Chappy: Ok, so, this dungeon generating procedure... We need to get an artificial psyche... Beireia (arms crossed, also trying to figure it out): hm... CC: "Select the gloomiest-looking introvert in the party" p2 - We have cut to the group shown in the CrystalBall, an adventurer with long black hair is accosted by three flying eyeball-type augmented monsters beaming bright light from their eyes. Shadows of the adventurer's head are cast by the light onto two walls and the ceiling. Within the brain area of the shadows, we see a humanoid figure crouched in despair, another delighted at its own erection, and an abstract representation of elemental violence. CC: ...Take 2-4 spirit photographs p3 - a psyche, depicted as an atom with a human brain as the nucleus floats in black space, an arrow points from it to a 3D dungeon map. CC's scowling eyes preside over the diagram. CC: Ok, and this thing will back-project those into an approximate psyche... CC: Now, supposedly we can do Homunculus mapping onto those pseudo-tunnels we made, but I don't get... Ok... p4 - A nude man (Artificial Guy) suddenly appears in the teleporter - style area. CC, noticing, throws out 3 flying sweats CC: Ah fuck! It must of switched back to the default form when I reset the options!! Artificial Guy: Ah? A...wa W-Wa?? SFX: VWOM CC: Now I have to be responsible for this guy! What a bummer!

843 - Read The Documentation Thoroughly

p1 - Two Common Bros observe a huge, glittering treasure chest on a raised dais. Common Bro 1: Bro, that chest is Brobdingnagian!! CB1: An artifact of great power is surely ensconced within, bro! p2 - CB1 holds a torso armor assembled from "black box" flight recorders. It looks bulky and ineffective. CB1: BRO! They made the whole armor out of the Black Box! (from airplane) CB1: I'll become invulnerable when I equip this shit!! p3 - CB1 is doffing his previous torso armor. Behind him, a rat passes thru a doorway to the hall. Common Bro 2 looks concerned. Common Bro 2: Bro... Those things report your location CB1: Bro, to what? Some orcs? Report my location to a fucking orc, bro?? p4 - A drone that looks like a tiny version of the Arsenal from SaGa 2 for gameboy zips thru the doorway. The rat is like "whaaaat??" CB2: I heard there's a new techno dungeon branch, and- Mini-Arsenal (shooting from its central orb a beam that envelops CB1 in energy that disintegrates organic matter): ARRIVED REPORTED LOCATION. ZORCHING HOSTILES SFX: zorch (CB1 is instantly turned to charcoal, except for 2 loony-tunes-style cartoon eyes) p5 CB2: Bro, I told y- MA (shooting beam): ZORCHING (CB2 is also turned to a charcoal statue. CB1 has collapsed into a pile of ash, with the 2 cartoon eyes and the undamaged Black Box Armor plopped down on top) Black Box Armor SFX: glitter immaculately Cartoon Eyes: blink blink!

842 - Bro I Think This Armor's Used. It's Got Some Weird Dust On It.

p1 – A Generic Adventurer, wearing a helmet that resembles a fishing lure, confronts a young woman at the end of a wooden pier over a swampy pond. The woman is wearing rubber boots and the old “bankruptcy barrel”, but with the middle portion out to make a bikini of sorts. At her feet is a large jug labeled ‘XXX’ Generic Adventurer: I’ve seen through your scam, Sweet_Bel98, or should I say: Catherine Fischer, AKA The Catfisher!! GA: The jig is up, GA: Now you, uh… p2 – Catfisher taunts GA by leaning back so the underside of her breasts peek out from the barrel top. GA is flummoxed, comparing what he sees to the Sweet_Bel98 online profile loaded on his phone. GA: Actually, now that I look… GA: If anything, she’s hotter than the profile pic. GA (sotto voice): b-b-barrel suspenders bikini p3 GA: So how is she catfi- Giant Catfish (jumping out of the pond to swallow GA headfirst): GOMP! SFX: splsh Catfisher: Aha ha ha ha!! p4 – GA is now wearing a full bodysuit that menaces with pyramidal metal spikes, even on the face Narration: The next time: GA: This time, I’ll get HER, with this spike suit & fake itunes gift cards! p5 – An electric eel jumps out of the water and shoots lightning at GA, electrocuting him thru the spike suit, so his skeleton shows. GA: ?? C (looking directly at the camera): Electric “eels” are actually knifefish, descended from the catfish family C: Several catfish are also electrosensitive, and can- Narration: She was really a nerd!! ew!

841 – Catherine Fischer, AKA The Catfisher

Yeah lol. The Angel ep about rich vampires eating werewolf meat(?) really stuck out to me for that

A weird long noodle-creature with a smiling face in the middle has shoes on either end and is run/rolling down a path

Good morning it’s #5MinArt! Today how about we draw a PAIR OF SNEAKERS all skill levels and mediums welcome! Post it here when you’re done if you like!

Oh I want power. I really really want power. I’m one of the good ones btw

heh. the pedophile demons who rule the world have been WAY more willing to delegate power to my faction than to yours. Kind of like a horse if you think about it

oh shit!!

Thank u!

they call her Kyatherine Fischer because you say 'Kya' at her scandalous barrel

Thanks! Thats the panel I spent the most time n thought on, by far. the stuff they are doing here is based on tomography, which is something I do for work (the T in CAT scans)

p1 - Artificial Guy from 843 is seated with wires running from electrodes on his head. Behind him a pair of displays show a human figure with severe "missing wedge" tomographic reconstruction errors making its cranial cavity look like a demon's grin, and a "Psycho Graph" which is all fucked up like Asuka's in Evangelion episode 22. Chappy Chappy: Wholly Moly, look at those artefacts! Artificial Guy: B-bird bird bird word bird CC: Your only hope is if a few life or death experiences can filter that down. p2 - AG is equipped with a jumpsuit, a face-covering helmet, and two tanks strapped to his back labeled "auto heal" with tubes connecting to the helmet. He wields a scepter defensively, dark energies swirl around it. His expression is one of terror. Two mean-looking adventurers, one of whom looks vampiric, stab and slash him with bladed weapons. Narration: Thusly: AG: YaAaH!!! Who ME? AAAAA! Mean Adventurer: Haha! Kill! Kill! Vampiric Adventurer: Muahaha! Torment the weak! CC (support message): You... C'mon! Activate the damn scepter! ..This isn't gonna work... p3 - AG has been dropped off at the 'Faculty Lounge', with Alex, The Lich, and The Troll. AG's smile looks forced, but his eyes seem calm. He does seem to have aged 10 or more years, however. Alex looks skeptically at The Lich, who makes a thumbs down gesture behind AG so CC can't see. CC: Ok, a few injection of terror distillate took care of it. Not my problem anymore. CC: See Ya. AG: Aha Ha! I'm? ,Normal. p4 - AG has been dropped off at the 'Mid-tier staff lounge', with Cube, Mutant Prime, and Ratlord. Mutant Prime is disinterestedly looking at a phone. Ratlord is futilely trying to get the attention of the higher-ranking dungeon executives, who have already left. The Troll (from behind the door, really it could also be Alex, we cannot see and it's in character for both): Bye. Door: SLAM Cube: Greetings! AG (staring into space): Ha! Niceguy. Let's friend Ratlord: Ah!

844 - Let's Friend

p1 - Chappy Chappy is seated before an array of technothaumic instrumentation, consulting a bound manual and wearing his mortarboard to feel smart. (It is not SmartHat the orc's enchanted mortarboard, I'm telling you here) Three blurry human figures appear in a CrystalBall monitoring system Chappy Chappy: Ok, so, this dungeon generating procedure... We need to get an artificial psyche... Beireia (arms crossed, also trying to figure it out): hm... CC: "Select the gloomiest-looking introvert in the party" p2 - We have cut to the group shown in the CrystalBall, an adventurer with long black hair is accosted by three flying eyeball-type augmented monsters beaming bright light from their eyes. Shadows of the adventurer's head are cast by the light onto two walls and the ceiling. Within the brain area of the shadows, we see a humanoid figure crouched in despair, another delighted at its own erection, and an abstract representation of elemental violence. CC: ...Take 2-4 spirit photographs p3 - a psyche, depicted as an atom with a human brain as the nucleus floats in black space, an arrow points from it to a 3D dungeon map. CC's scowling eyes preside over the diagram. CC: Ok, and this thing will back-project those into an approximate psyche... CC: Now, supposedly we can do Homunculus mapping onto those pseudo-tunnels we made, but I don't get... Ok... p4 - A nude man (Artificial Guy) suddenly appears in the teleporter - style area. CC, noticing, throws out 3 flying sweats CC: Ah fuck! It must of switched back to the default form when I reset the options!! Artificial Guy: Ah? A...wa W-Wa?? SFX: VWOM CC: Now I have to be responsible for this guy! What a bummer!

843 - Read The Documentation Thoroughly

p1 - Two Common Bros observe a huge, glittering treasure chest on a raised dais. Common Bro 1: Bro, that chest is Brobdingnagian!! CB1: An artifact of great power is surely ensconced within, bro! p2 - CB1 holds a torso armor assembled from "black box" flight recorders. It looks bulky and ineffective. CB1: BRO! They made the whole armor out of the Black Box! (from airplane) CB1: I'll become invulnerable when I equip this shit!! p3 - CB1 is doffing his previous torso armor. Behind him, a rat passes thru a doorway to the hall. Common Bro 2 looks concerned. Common Bro 2: Bro... Those things report your location CB1: Bro, to what? Some orcs? Report my location to a fucking orc, bro?? p4 - A drone that looks like a tiny version of the Arsenal from SaGa 2 for gameboy zips thru the doorway. The rat is like "whaaaat??" CB2: I heard there's a new techno dungeon branch, and- Mini-Arsenal (shooting from its central orb a beam that envelops CB1 in energy that disintegrates organic matter): ARRIVED REPORTED LOCATION. ZORCHING HOSTILES SFX: zorch (CB1 is instantly turned to charcoal, except for 2 loony-tunes-style cartoon eyes) p5 CB2: Bro, I told y- MA (shooting beam): ZORCHING (CB2 is also turned to a charcoal statue. CB1 has collapsed into a pile of ash, with the 2 cartoon eyes and the undamaged Black Box Armor plopped down on top) Black Box Armor SFX: glitter immaculately Cartoon Eyes: blink blink!

842 - Bro I Think This Armor's Used. It's Got Some Weird Dust On It.

p1 – A Generic Adventurer, wearing a helmet that resembles a fishing lure, confronts a young woman at the end of a wooden pier over a swampy pond. The woman is wearing rubber boots and the old “bankruptcy barrel”, but with the middle portion out to make a bikini of sorts. At her feet is a large jug labeled ‘XXX’ Generic Adventurer: I’ve seen through your scam, Sweet_Bel98, or should I say: Catherine Fischer, AKA The Catfisher!! GA: The jig is up, GA: Now you, uh… p2 – Catfisher taunts GA by leaning back so the underside of her breasts peek out from the barrel top. GA is flummoxed, comparing what he sees to the Sweet_Bel98 online profile loaded on his phone. GA: Actually, now that I look… GA: If anything, she’s hotter than the profile pic. GA (sotto voice): b-b-barrel suspenders bikini p3 GA: So how is she catfi- Giant Catfish (jumping out of the pond to swallow GA headfirst): GOMP! SFX: splsh Catfisher: Aha ha ha ha!! p4 – GA is now wearing a full bodysuit that menaces with pyramidal metal spikes, even on the face Narration: The next time: GA: This time, I’ll get HER, with this spike suit & fake itunes gift cards! p5 – An electric eel jumps out of the water and shoots lightning at GA, electrocuting him thru the spike suit, so his skeleton shows. GA: ?? C (looking directly at the camera): Electric “eels” are actually knifefish, descended from the catfish family C: Several catfish are also electrosensitive, and can- Narration: She was really a nerd!! ew!

841 – Catherine Fischer, AKA The Catfisher