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I’m known as the sex bomb because I’ve got a two inch fuse and explode very quickly.

Lifting? That's nowt eh @herring1967.bsky.social ?

Each one with an "Arbeit Macht Frei" sign over the door, imported from China and embossed in "gold".

If you're French, they did that anyway.

Not
Gonna
Happen

David Squires on … the chaos at Anfield as Manchester City stay in title chase Our cartoonist looks back at the mayhem on Merseyside as visitors’ late win reminded Arsenal they’re still in the hunt

Here’s this week’s cartoon for @sport.theguardian.com

www.theguardian.com/football/pic...

Totally shocked, never saw that one coming.

Whoever broke into my house and stole my full length mirror and my viagra. I hope you have long hard look at yourself.

You drink Foster's, don't you.

That's precisely what a nonce would say. And Trump is a nonce.

100% true

a man with glasses and a mustache is covering his mouth ALT: a man with glasses and a mustache is covering his mouth

Source: The Guardian
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I bet the Nazi fella is really shitting himself. 🙄

I'm grateful to Facebook memories for reminding what a truly bad day looks like...

Nicki Minaj residency not an option then?

I, for one, am utterly shocked that Mandelson turned out to be a lying, duplicitous, self-serving prick. 🙄

Yup, a straight to video pile of dog shit starring Steven Seagal.

Farridge wipes up another Tory turd. Absolute shocker. 🙄

Failing that, can't some random Murican take one of their gazillion guns and shoot the terrible cunt. The world will thank them for eternity.

"I'm getting the word...."

This has to be one of the most dumb-ass fesses on record.

Does anybody actually care what this cunt thinks any longer? Time for Mandy to slip quietly into irrelevance but suspect he will join the Truss school of griftonomics.

Men (creepy Musk and his cohorts) have programmed Grok so that it will perform the task requested by the creepy paedos who want to see such images. Both are equally culpable and need to be censored.

What does Ruben Amorim know compared to Sir Jim, Jason Wilcox and the gilded overclass? | Jonathan Liew In Manchester United’s brave new world coaches are more like Deliveroo drivers: not really responsible for the food, but still to blame if it arrives cold

and when you say things like that, about a man like jason wilcox

www.theguardian.com/football/202...

I'm planning to freeze some of it, I think it'll be ok?

Just made this to use up some Xmas stilton and scoffed a large bowl for my tea. It's so good, and probably the easiest soup I've ever made. I *may* have a 2nd bowl. (looks sheepish)

And? Fascist dictatorships do not historically give a flying fuck about what the law says.

My new year’s resolution was to give up performing stunts from cowboy movies but I’ve already fallen off the wagon.

Venezuela has the world’s most oil: Why doesn’t it earn more from exports? Venezuela holds the world's largest proven oil reserves, more than five times more than the United States.

I happen to know quite a bit about Venezuelan oil.

TL;DR it’s hard to extract, notoriously investor-endangering, isn’t needed (global crude is oversupplied to the tune of 3.3 min bpd) and isn’t easily refined (it’s too dense so always sold at a heavy discount)

www.aljazeera.com/amp/news/202...