AheadByEcho

That's my senator.

Kurt Vonnegut spotted passing through Riverdale.

If you have Kanopy through your local public library, it is currently showcasing Frederick Wiseman. They currently have 44 of his films up for viewing!

J. Edgar Hoover in the locker room of the 1955 Detroit Red Wings chugging beer out of the Stanley Cup.

Does this mean I don't have to pay FedEx the ten bucks they keep hounding me for due to the tariff charge on an album I bought from France?

Trump’s rise to power feels like we’re living in a research study or something to show just how far white people will go to uphold bigotry

i keep buying books but never find time to read them smh

Someone in the pool room walked to me and said, you were married to Edna the stripper, right?

Me, sensing a good story said, yes!

He said, dude, she died tonight.

Autocorrect, you force me to re-type “fuck” every dog damned time but you can’t simply correct misspelling “shield”.

Duck you

Getting a text from Krystal at 12:15 in the morning: my library card won’t work!!

Everybody got the runs for glory

Nobody stop and scrutinize the plan.

She called him Speedo
But his Christian name was Mr. Earl

A boxed set from the UK of all of Buster Keaton’s short films (including those with Fatty Arbuckle).

It is time.

Most unlikely guy ever to quote Punk Floyd.

Molly just asked if I would secretly give her a question for trivia next Wednesday. I said yes.

Q: how many toes did Langston Hughes cut off?

Molly said: why did he cut his toes off?!

Talking Virginia Woolf with the president, yes it’s a problem sir but it can be bent.

Dear @bsky.app while this isn’t an anti-ICE, I am very anti-ICE.

In other words Fuck ICE.

You look a bit like coffee and you taste a little like me.

The only anarchists are the cartoonists

Someone tell me who turned that cat into a woman and who she is

I’m not sure if my hearings are malfunctioning or if I am in the serious throes of Clap Your Hands Say Yeah

All day long.

Shakera texting me and calling me old man is the funniest thing in the world.

Exactly. I spend more time searching for sources than I do enjoying the accusation.

For the fourth fucking time someone has done my all time least favorite Bob Dylan song. The only one co-written by Darius.

Come, Sir Andrew, there’s no remedy

And don't forget, he paid $75K to be buried next to her plot. Disgusting.

BUT THIS BOY COULD USE A LITTLE STING!

I agree with Robert Forster. If the camera work gets in the way of the music, it's not good camerawork.

(Looking at you Music Beta Google and that Clap Your Hands Say Yeah performance of Skin of My Yellow Country Teeth.)