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The only downside I've experienced to using the gender neutral bathroom here at college has been seeing just how many guys don't wash their hands after using the toilet.

I think it's because it's halal, but this is also a Dollarama drink, so it could be just because it's a cheap thickener. 😅

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I thought maybe she wasn't fake crying, but at one point, they hung up for a second, and she just leaned back in her chair and started scrolling through her phone, completely normal, until he called back and she continued. It's… giving high school. 🙃

There's a girl talking to a man over FaceTime here. I don't speak the language they're speaking, but she's very obviously fake crying while he's seemingly explaining something and chuckling. I don't know what to make of this.

Mattie

being non-binary and only seeing "his/her" on a legal document:

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I have been playing a lot of bingo.

What bingo number is stuck in the past?

B4

What bingo number is always safe?

B9

What bingo number could put you in the hospital?

B10

That's so amazing!! She's a brave lady for doing this and taking control of what she can. 😊

It was then that my poor brother had to drop the fact that, oh, no, this wasn't just a one-year thing. It was a TWELVE-year thing. And I think that was the first time I felt existential dread. (2/2)

When I was a kid, the winter after starting first grade, I remember playing in the snow outside with my brother and talking about school. I was enjoying it, but couldn't wait to be done with it so I didn't have to do homework anymore. (1/2)

a man in a white shirt and tie is standing in a doorway with a group of people and says bone ? Alt: A scene from Brooklyn 99. Captain Holt stands in the doorway of his office, grasping onto the doorframe, and screaming, "BONE?!" incredulously, as the other officers watch on.

Bingo caller: "B1"
me:

Same thing when he sends me posts he sees online. He saw this drawing of two cute frogs, and not only thought of me, but went through the trouble of sending it to me??? Incredible. I can't believe it. I can actually point at something and say, "I know he loves me because that exists." How wonderful!

Whenever I tell people my main love language is receiving gifts, there's an immediate assumption that I'm materialistic. But every morning, my boyfriend brings me a coffee in bed, and I'm so fucking elated. I'm on cloud 9 within an hour of waking up. I know I'm loved, and all it took was a coffee.

mr-gay-sex Follow • the whole "lipstick on a pig" thing makes no sense because the second we gave a pig access to makeup she became god's cuntiest soldier Photo of miss piggy

who up binging they bong

A photo of a drawing of a black cat wearing an oversized cream colored T-shirt that says “it’s too hot” on it. The cat is T-posing and looks sweaty & frazzled, but is smiling. It’s sweating to a little puddle underneath it. The doodle is drawn with paint pens, and there are some pencil doodles around it in the sketchbook.

Got that heat wave drip ☀️🫠

[ #cuteart #traditionalart #sketchbook ]

@marknarrations.bsky.social You always ask to know what we're up to while listening to your podcast, and I'm finally doing something interesting 😂 Making resin goodies to sell at a local convention, with my good girl, Mattie, snoozing off to the side (that's an Oddish planter in the big green mold)

Hardware stores are so much fun, but my poor busted brain can't handle that amount of clattering in a small warehouse. 😭 Have to go have a timeout in the car to make the bees settle down.

The female gaze is best represented in the cinematography of Brendon Fraser in his classic 1997 film George of the Jungle.

A scan of a sketchbook page that has a drawing on it. The drawing depicts Branch and Poppy from Trolls in a big forest full of mushrooms and plants

A final painted version of the sketchbook page!

Sketch —> Final

a cat with a bow tie and suspenders is dancing ALT: a cat with a bow tie and suspenders is dancing

YIP PEE PEE PEE PEE!!!!! Happy birthday to Felix and happy health to Julia and happy happy joy joy to Jacob, Joy, and Olive!!

a woman is laying in bed under a blanket with her head on a pillow . ALT: a woman is laying in bed under a blanket with her head on a pillow .

Listening to podcasts while getting ready for bed, when @marknarrations.bsky.social hits me with "glizzy guzzler" out of nowhere. So now I have to try to get some sleep with THAT word combo bouncing around my skull like the DVD logo.

I fully screamed in excitement when I saw that blue cover in the thumbnail! That book was instrumental in my art development from middle school to college, and I have SO much love for it. Thank you for creating it!!

I was working for them while going through several health crises, and I definitely wasn't reflecting my best self. I absolutely don't blame them for anything; they are a small company, and taking on a sick employee is an expensive risk.