Carlos pinhnata moderadamente elocuente™©® (él/he/him)

Nonception

When the room came up with Robert E. Zombie, it was genuinely the most fun I've ever had in my 20 years in comedy.

fair enough

yo ya sé cómo acaba el juego, pero porque sé que no voy a poder pasármelo así que he visto let's plays enteros xD

—¿Eres tú, Donald?

tengo un sueño (y aunque sé que hago mucho shitposting, quiero que sepáis que esto es totalmente en serio): si me hago famoso por algo positivo (literatura, reseñas, lo que sea), quiero un patrocinio del Taco Bell

no del todo, no. aborda la temática, para eso tiene que hablar de todo, pero si no te importa eso, está muy bien

YouTube video by Jacob Geller Silksong and the Biblical Apocalypse

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rp-g...
*lo tira a la cabeza*
¡piensa rápido!

Portada de uno de esos juegos de la Nintendo DS que se llamaban "Imagina ser nosequé". Pues en este sale una chica muy fashion y pone "Imagina escribir bluits como si no te estuviera dando un puto ictus". Y he tapado las fotos que hay alrededor que delatan la verdadera profesión del juego y he puesto logos de bluesky y partes de su interfaz. PEGI 3.

Ay la reconcha de diosssdds

Originally I was 'legalize meth' because we need to legalize and regulate all drugs and end the racist drug war, now I'm 'legalize meth' because we're very close to 'how would things even be any different'

One of my favourite descriptions in older literature is "a person of strange fascinations". Depending on context, it means they're either a weird sex pervert or a colossal nerd, and it's handy to have a phrase that can mean both of those things because in my experience they're often found together!

In my day we didn't have all this autism.

el "estoicismo" fue un error

Para uso general

"Andrew wailed 'I'm the queen's son' as he was marched out of Windsor"

Roses are red,
Lobsters have pincers

ninguna de estas palabras está en la biblia, pero creo que deberían estarlo

Yotsuba dice "Estos son tiempos difíciles" al leer en el periódico que sube dramáticamente el precio del helado

Leyendo la timeline dando likes sin poner nada

This is a wildly overblown causal claim based on a correlation

Wash from Firefly in the pilot's seat playing with toy dinosaurs declaring CURSE YOUR SUDDEN BUT INEVITABLE BETRAYAL!

oh no

estadounidense

hasta ahí bien

el problema es que están empezando a hacer demos de canciones falsas. shitposts elaborados y no me ha hecho falta confirmarlo, porque sabía que estaba ahí: estábamos o animando a terminarlas o diciendo "la carencia de álbumes es mala para nuestra salud mental" 2/2

el subreddit de streetlight manifesto está divertido: llevamos 13 años sin álbum nuevo y el último (que tendría que haber salido a mediados del año pasado) se ha pospuesto un par de veces, así que se ha creado una versión malvada de streetlight (southern manifesto) y es una caricatura de la ... 1/2

I fell to my knees in public

This one could make you cry. (For years international adoptees became U.S. citizens only when their adoptive parents took the needed steps to get them naturalized; a 2000 law automatically naturalizes legal adoptees on arrival, but that came too late for this woman).

Teaching about comics while being cognizant about the pitfalls of old school comics is like putting together a puzzle but half the pieces are missing because you had to take them out since theyre all covered in unidentifiable goo and theres no way to clean them outside of massive contextualization.

The Monday Period: Pages 1-4
#garfield #imsorryjon

Toronto Catholic district school board ad on Grindr

Why do I use Grindr? Mostly for comedy. For example, I received an ad for the Toronto Catholic District schoolboard's kindergarten registration in between messages from guys asking me "how big is it?"

Cordwainer Smith: as everyone knows, there's nothing hotter than a woman who has both cat ears and a cat tail
Junji Ito: nyah! =^____^=
Frank Belknap Long: i can think of something hotter
Smith: oh?
Long: have you ever considered
Long: going further?

I love the digs at cordwainer smith because while I loved "The Game of Rat and Dragon" it was... let's say, weird, how he treated the cat characters at times. not bad, mind, just... weird. clearly, a person for another time

With New Momentum, Republican States Push Broader Limits for Trans Americans In states that once focused mainly on health care and sports for transgender minors, debates now revolve around the validity of transgender identity.

The subheadline on this NYT piece is going to turn me into the Joker.

Like... this... is exactly what trans people have been saying was going to happen for years.