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@desertharper.bsky.social

Award-winning Author, Artist, owned by cats, disabled desert dweller with opinions, anti-TERF, nonbinary, they/them, publisher of zines, D&D player, just trying to find the beauty and kindness in this world and pass it on.

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@elle91

My body is a wonderland, but like, the "Alice In" type. Everything is the wrong size. Tons of tea in there. Cats everywhere.

@elle91 My body is a wonderland, but like, the "Alice In" type. Everything is the wrong size. Tons of tea in there. Cats everywhere.

@elle91.bsky.social

08.10.2025 13:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 120    ๐Ÿ” 20    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2
substitutes for a healthy diet: 


Noodles- -Zucchini 
Chips - Carrots 

Milk- Coconut Milk 

Rice - Cauliflower 

Butter -Sadness 

Sugar - A Broken Heart 

Cheese - Nope

 Coffee- This is stupid and not doing it.

substitutes for a healthy diet: Noodles- -Zucchini Chips - Carrots Milk- Coconut Milk Rice - Cauliflower Butter -Sadness Sugar - A Broken Heart Cheese - Nope Coffee- This is stupid and not doing it.

08.10.2025 15:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 152    ๐Ÿ” 38    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6    ๐Ÿ“Œ 6
2 completed branches, the Lego "cherry blossoms" kit. One is white and pink, one is light pink and pink.

2 completed branches, the Lego "cherry blossoms" kit. One is white and pink, one is light pink and pink.

It's not showing your stuff on my feed for some reason, I'm liking everything now, sorry. Here, have some Lego cherry blossom branches.

08.10.2025 18:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Bought a pair of house slippers. The tag has a code to scan for "usage guidelines". LIKE WHAT???? Put on feet, don't light on fire? Seriously, what usage guidelines do you need for house slippers? SMDH.

08.10.2025 17:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Read Banned Books under a shelf of books.

Read Banned Books under a shelf of books.

Happy Banned Books Week! ๐Ÿ—ƒ๏ธ

For more information on Book Bans, check out this recent report from @penamerica.bsky.social

pen.org/report/the-n...

07.10.2025 19:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3097    ๐Ÿ” 1104    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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From the Albuquerque community on Reddit: Yesterdayโ€™s Commute on Paseo Del Norte in Time Lapse (Balloon Fiesta Rules!) Explore this post and more from the Albuquerque community

This time of year, Albuquerque, New Mexico, is world-famous for our Hot Air Balloon Festival. The cool early mornings will see hundreds of them go up. someone posted this cool timelapse in the Albuquerque subreddit. (you can leave sound off, it's just annoying music.) www.reddit.com/r/Albuquerqu...

08.10.2025 14:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"I've already thanked you once; don't be greedy." That little smirk he gives is very.... mmmmm. LOL

07.10.2025 23:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

did you get through his act 2 stuff yet? (I don't want to spoiler if you haven't) He has a line that is.... It can be taken as delightfully flirtatious IMHO. LOL

07.10.2025 14:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
d20โ€™s are CURSED! ๐Ÿ‘ฟ
YouTube video by One Shot Questers d20โ€™s are CURSED! ๐Ÿ‘ฟ

This is actually quite interesting. Just goes to show the quality of your dice really DOES matter. That must have taken quite a while to do, LOL. 6000 rolls, wow.
www.youtube.com/shorts/ZZ39x...

07.10.2025 14:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Those are gorgeous! Honestly, I love Rolan. The companions are great, but I wanna snarky, protective wizard.

06.10.2025 17:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

OMFG FFS. How many accounts do I have to mute to stop seeing anime-like anthropomorphic animals with strangely exaggerated asses, or worse, streamer's avatars of similar with constantly bouncing giant tits? It's fine, I just don't want to see it for ME.

06.10.2025 17:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
I decided to have my life story bound in leather

a leather book that's title is 'oh god, what the fuck, and other incredible tales'

I decided to have my life story bound in leather a leather book that's title is 'oh god, what the fuck, and other incredible tales'

06.10.2025 12:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 168    ๐Ÿ” 25    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Read this thread. They intentionally screwed over a TON of authors for multiple reasons just to get the suit over with.

03.10.2025 15:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

also why I don't care for "romantic time travel" stories. Like, he might be pretty, but he's not worth giving up modern hygiene and plumbing for. hahahahahah

02.10.2025 14:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

In D&D the City of Waterdeep has sewers (ocean tides and magic and a guild to clean), which implies at least the wealthier have plumbing and maybe toilets. I know what part of that world I prefer. LOL

02.10.2025 14:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

R.I.P.

02.10.2025 00:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

LOL Soup is just veggie/meat tea. Please put the toast and jam tea back on Amazon.

01.10.2025 20:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Looked it up, it's true. Come from when Germany was split and they had shitty substitutes in the East due to supply issues. Although what I found says it translates more as "dishwater". Lol

01.10.2025 14:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I try to focus this account so it's for my readers, but hey writers:

NEVER sign a contract where the publisher keeps your rights indefinitely. For short stories, there should be a point when you can sell reprints.

and NEVER sign your movie/TV/etc adaptation rights to a publisher. Those are yours.

29.09.2025 21:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4380    ๐Ÿ” 999    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 56    ๐Ÿ“Œ 31

Mostly owned by Saudia Arabia and Jared Kushner. Say goodbye to diversity in the games, and I'm betting hard money they won't have any non-hetero relationships. FUCK EA.

29.09.2025 15:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Must be fall. It's cool enough to crochet again.

29.09.2025 15:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Bksy has also marked someone I like talking to as "rude", which explains why I haven't seen their posts. I was starting to worry. They aren't rude, so this is bullshit.

28.09.2025 15:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

@moderation.bsky.app why on earth would you mark this as rude? There's nothing wrong with this post or with any of this user's posts that you've flagged. Please correct this right away because it sure looks like you're harassing them

03.09.2025 22:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

@moderation.bsky.app please let
@atalanta.bsky.social out of Bluesky jail. Now that their suspension is over, they should be fully reinstated so that we can interact with them again. I miss seeing their posts. Thank you!

17.09.2025 03:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 8    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

@moderation.bsky.app When are you going to take the Rude label off @atalanta.bsky.social's account? It's been a few weeks now and it's ridiculous that it was put on their account in the first place. Please fix this right away!!

24.09.2025 23:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 5    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

@bookspotlight.bsky.social and everyone, Might wanna go through your "following" list. I did to clear out some celebs I don't need, and noticed several people I used to talk to were muted. No idea why. Some are marked spam when I know they're not. WTF is going on.

28.09.2025 15:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Preview
Tim Curry Reflects on 50 Years of โ€˜The Rocky Horror Picture Showโ€™: โ€œGives Anyone Permission to Behave as Badly as They Wantโ€ Dr.ย Frank-N-Furter himself took part in a special anniversary screening at the Academy Museum, with appearances by some of his co-stars.

He is such a treasure. www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie...

28.09.2025 15:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

True, but Letter is only half a cm wider than A4 and 2 cm shorter, so it would still fit in an A4 binder. Plus, the original question specified Letter. I presume they had a reason, so I answered the question.

28.09.2025 14:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That sounds like a good option! The recipe I'm going for is a soy garlic marinade and my air fryer. :) Fingers crossed.

27.09.2025 17:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

LOL but that makes sense. Yeah, I'm ok with tofu, but haven't really cooked it at home, so following a highly reviewed process. Meat has just gotten so crappily expensive for the most part.

27.09.2025 17:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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