Emily Egan

i think peter thiel should have his fortune stripped on the way to prison and everyone who worked at gawker in 2014-16 should get $100 million

more a demon than a man!

A political party addicted to jamming its tongue into electrical outlets.

pre-writing a devastating obituary for your enemy is god-tier hating of a kind you don’t often see anymore. renaissance haterism. beautiful stuff.

I bet he can pronounce it now

I hope Cuomo is crying. I hope we get to see him crying.

If you're on line to make fun of Cuomo, stay on line. (Just be careful: The Hutch has a very narrow shoulder and Cuomo is likely to be driving very fast to get home.)

Dick Cheney dies, Zohran Mamdani wins, a beaver moon shines in the sky… I just know the Etsy witches have been busy.

NIIIIIIIIICE

Dersh fantasizing about the Budd Dwyer special

If you’re still in line, STAY IN LINE

If your newspaper is giving Donald Trump softer headlines and gauzier coverage than People Magazine, that should be a bit of a wake up call.

My 2003 Pathfinder continues to be one of the great joys of my life!

MAGA man eats pavement after shouting slurs at No Kings protesters

Fuck yeah

That debate made me feel like I was losing my mind I loved it

It feels distinctly pre-Sandy out in New York right now.

And on the fourth day God said if you cut the penis your sons will know so many facts about whales

Finally: AI cannot do your job, but an AI salesman can 100% convince your boss to fire you and replace you with an AI that can't do your job, and when the bubble bursts, the money-hemorrhaging "foundation models" will be shut off and we'll lose the AI that can't do your job, and you will be long gone, retrained or retired or "discouraged" and out of the labor market, and no one will do your job. AI is the asbestos we are shoveling into the walls of our society and our descendants will be digging it out for generations:

This whole section really.

He’s absolutely already told Stephen Miller to get rid of another one so he can do this again

Lowering the flags on 9/11 at the Guantanamo Bay McDonald's for Charlie Kirk is the most dril tweet thing that's ever happened

If liberals like Ezra are saying that someone who called for Gay people to be stoned, trans people to be lynched, Black people to accept police violence and women to obey did politics "the right way", that is in some respects more alarming that the bloviation of the far right. Bend that knee, Ezra.

this man got on national tv and told the president to come say it to his fucking face

99% of AI is just these dorks trying to buy friends

Obama, Biden, Hillary Clinton, and some other government officials in the Situation Room.

We don’t talk enough about Melville’s commitment to the bit

WU-TANG FOREVER 👐🏽

Move over, Hemingway

One thing we could do with release of the Epstein files is see if "enigmas" was a regular codeword used by Epstein. It seems the sort of thing that Epstein, who fancied himself an intellectual, would do.

Colbert should just run for President. I mean, it worked for Trump when his show was cancelled.