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CarlPorterRoberts

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Blues Brigand, Rockabilly Rogue, and Swaggering Swashbuckler I'm 76, Vietnam veteran, retired rocker, with a very loving wife. Relocated to Indiana from California -- yeah, I know, "sorry for your loss". Fortunate to be under Bluesky.

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Latest posts by carlporterroberts.bsky.social on Bluesky

Heheheheheh. All a part of my charm.

07.08.2025 05:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

No no no no no.

07.08.2025 05:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's a hoax. It's not flat and I can't see my house.๐Ÿ™ƒ

07.08.2025 05:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Don't bother me none if they serve honorably.

07.08.2025 05:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Little steep for a PB&J...

07.08.2025 05:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That's it. Almost there. Get the level and Gorilla Glue.

07.08.2025 05:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh my...

07.08.2025 05:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

She's certainly an attractive girl, but I kinda dig the mask, actually.

07.08.2025 05:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

One of the greats.

07.08.2025 05:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Beauties for sure. My best pup was named Logan.

07.08.2025 05:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Just follow Governor Gavin's leads.

07.08.2025 05:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Crissakes, what's happening out there?

07.08.2025 05:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Ingrid Bergman

07.08.2025 05:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Kinda looks like The Terminator?

07.08.2025 04:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Motherfuckers have gone total visual. They're not even checkin' anymore. Soooo wrong.

07.08.2025 04:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You're in the right place right now. Keep on rockin'.

07.08.2025 04:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's a good point but I can live with it.

07.08.2025 04:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Goggles maybe. More like a waste belt. I'm talkin' oxygen and disinfectant mostly, and maybe a nice rose scent. You might even need some heavy equipment. And open the windows.๐Ÿคก

07.08.2025 04:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Just keep wandering through the cacti, repeating your stupid mantra, and leave us alone. Thank you.

06.08.2025 22:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Have a nice bath you cutie.

06.08.2025 22:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yeah I had to stop donating 'cause it was killin' me. I don't know how supporting Harris and genocide are related. Ignore it. You know what you're doing. It's interesting only it makes no sense.

06.08.2025 22:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

They at least unstuck JD's lips from the moron's ass to let him talk a little. What a collection of criminal conspirators. I don't know why anyone even asks the prick anything anymore.

06.08.2025 22:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Who rented them the Penske? Fox? Are those border patrol goons? In LA? Day workers at Home Depot are a tradition and do really good work.

06.08.2025 22:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I'll go way back...

06.08.2025 22:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Pretty much covers it.

06.08.2025 22:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

And you still feel like eatin'?

06.08.2025 22:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yes. Attababe. Fuckin'-ay!

06.08.2025 22:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Me too. I've also lost too many with a popfly droppin' in with two outs in the ninth.

06.08.2025 21:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I can't handle it.

06.08.2025 21:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That is a great tune. Thomas makes it work, but Carlos is on fire as always. The usual great percussion is phenomenal. Excellent offering by you once again.

06.08.2025 21:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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