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Michael Simms

@blindbanana.com.bsky.social

Get Off My Lawn exterior. Warm, gooey interior. Apparently, the two are not mutually exclusive.

59 Followers  |  72 Following  |  21 Posts  |  Joined: 16.11.2024  |  1.6441

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πŸ’― THIS! 🎯🎯🎯

11.01.2025 21:04 β€” πŸ‘ 2982    πŸ” 968    πŸ’¬ 134    πŸ“Œ 59

I heard that on your show and I didn't stop.

23.12.2024 22:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Take that model to Vegas and see how it flies with the casinos.

13.12.2024 18:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Some sleeping bags and mylar tents arriving on Thursday.

13.12.2024 17:15 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

😁Hug an Anti-Vaxxer Today! We need to get t-shirts made!

12.12.2024 19:46 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I must be super intelligent, then.

11.12.2024 21:25 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Playing off of Duncan's suggestions, Forgotten Void for a series name.

10.12.2024 21:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Doesn't matter. We just want to hear from you. Personally, l want to hear about what you're working on, but then l'm a huge fan of your work. The odd cat or dog pic will do just as nicely.

06.12.2024 21:32 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Sometimes it's all I have to work with.

05.12.2024 18:38 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

There is that.

05.12.2024 02:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Will law enforcement be able to deal with all the ankle baracelet signals under one roof?

05.12.2024 00:01 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Hegseth
YouTube video by The Lincoln Project Hegseth

Trump wants to give Pete Hegseth the reins of the world's strongest military. That's a bad idea, because Pete is a bad guy. Even his own mother will tell you that.
youtu.be/Q4Es-IDBDao

04.12.2024 18:51 β€” πŸ‘ 3360    πŸ” 672    πŸ’¬ 109    πŸ“Œ 30

I'm thinking it's going to take way more than that.

03.12.2024 03:28 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

True.

28.11.2024 00:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Everyone needs to just calm down a little. The Trump Coterie is just turning up the heat with increasingly vile moves just to see if they can get the pot to boil over. If and when that happens, they'll have an excuse to crack down hard and accrue extraordinary power. And also release the zombies.

28.11.2024 00:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hey, wait. Didn't Stephen Miller just say that they're going to deport naturalized citizens as well as illegal immigrants? This could work out!

27.11.2024 23:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It just never ends. No administration will be able to resist the urge.

27.11.2024 19:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Preview
Tell the Senate: Don’t Weaponize the Treasury Department Against Nonprofits Last week the House of Representatives passed a dangerous bill that would allow the Secretary of Treasury to strip a U.S. nonprofit of its tax-exempt status. If it passes the Senate and is signed into...

Despite opposition from over 350 civil liberties and other organizations, H.R. 9495 passed the House. Tell the Senate this is an existential threat to nonprofits of all stripes, and they must vote no on this dangerous expansion of executive power:

27.11.2024 19:05 β€” πŸ‘ 206    πŸ” 106    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 5

Do you think these MAGA folks realize that when the price of lumber, beer, vegetables, cars, electronics, medical devices and even friggin' avocados goes up so does the price of... Ammo?

26.11.2024 16:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

And so it begins.

26.11.2024 16:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Vice President Trump
YouTube video by The Lincoln Project Vice President Trump

Everyone knows who is running this show.

19.11.2024 19:08 β€” πŸ‘ 11105    πŸ” 3613    πŸ’¬ 669    πŸ“Œ 455
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Former Rep. Matt Gaetz withdraws as attorney general nominee Allegations of sex trafficking and drug use threatened to derail Matt Gaetz's nomination as attorney general.

JUST IN: Allegations of sex trafficking and drug use threatened to derail Matt Gaetz's nomination as attorney general.

21.11.2024 17:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1753    πŸ” 250    πŸ’¬ 125    πŸ“Œ 132

My favorite quote, but it bears repeating every so often for it's simplicity and boldness.

"I have sworn upon the altar of God eternal hostility against every form of tyranny over the mind of man."
- Thomas Jefferson

19.11.2024 20:44 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I find myself looking forward, with a healthy dose of trepidation but also a child-like fascination, to see what this country is going to look like this time next year. Of the two, I think the fascination is the only one that matters in the moment. I'm feeding my fascination each day in every way.

19.11.2024 19:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

In my never ending quest to make people happy, I've discovered that some people just aren't unless they're not.

19.11.2024 00:14 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I am listening to a mystery audiobook and the characters use the term β€œfartlighting” to describe situations where someone says something outrageous to cause a stink. I have needed that term for my entire adult life.

16.11.2024 18:38 β€” πŸ‘ 5920    πŸ” 403    πŸ’¬ 160    πŸ“Œ 45

Purge day in my teeny living space. Fred Sandford's got nothing on my junkyard mindset.

17.11.2024 01:05 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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