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Has anyone seen my rapture punch card? If I survive one more rapture, I get a free sandwich.
22.09.2025 00:06 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Thereβs so much going on in the world it seems like itβs really easy to lose sight of what is important. So I just came here to remind you allβTed Cruz is the Zodiac Killer.
06.09.2025 13:23 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Itβs hard to believe that it went from simply hanging tea bags from their hats to walking around in public with motherlovin maxi pad taped to their heads in just 15 years.
02.09.2025 13:32 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I have no greater sadness than to know that Frank Zappa didnβt live long enough to be on social media.
30.08.2025 17:12 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Oh fuck! The shooter apparently identified as female. This going to be bad. The horror of the entire event will be eclipsed by bigotry. I am more concerned than ever for the safety of my gay, lesbian, and trans loved ones. ππΌπ³οΈββ§οΈπ³οΈβπππΌ
27.08.2025 20:46 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Starting the day with some good news for a change!
Democrats Flip Key Seat In Iowa District That Trump Won By Double Digits - HuffPost
5 jobs. 24 hour on-call bootlicker is a notoriously demanding vocation for which Little Marco deserves recognition.
27.08.2025 00:25 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0CRACKER BARREL IS KEEPING THEIR LOGO! All is right with the world. (Except heβs still enacting Martial Law, declaring war on the First Amendment, and hiding the Epstein Files.)
27.08.2025 00:20 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Trump is desperately looking for a scapegoat to cover for his own failure to lower costs for Americans and firing Lisa Cook is his latest move.
Itβs an authoritarian power grab that blatantly violates the Federal Reserve Act, and any court that follows the law will overturn it.
I can't believe that Partisan Pam, that repulsive pig, is as of yesterday still claiming Garcia was a MS13 gang member.
26.08.2025 13:07 β π 11 π 3 π¬ 1 π 0People who donβt watch British tv donβt appreciate how many murders would go unsolved but for the diligence of dog walkers.
24.08.2025 18:16 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The only βbeautiful African American ladyβ screaming for Trump to come to Chicago.
24.08.2025 16:07 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0If you questioned Bidenβs mental state because he has a stutter but not the guy who repeatedly said you have to show your license late to vote, who famously used the words covfefe and hamberder and regularly falls asleep during public events then you are either brainwashed or a hypocrite.
24.08.2025 14:40 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0when do you think Trump is gonna blame trans kids for the tariffs?
09.04.2025 00:35 β π 2 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Enough with the mean jokes about how Stephen Miller looks terrible for his age. Yes, he might only be 40 but thatβs like 120 in reptile years!
23.08.2025 00:47 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0While itβs not nearly over for him, Mr Garcia will finally be granted due process. Tonight, he will eat a meal of his choosing for the first time since March That is no small victoryβ
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βSpare the rodβ is a totally misinterpreted biblical phrase. It has nothing to do with beating naked buttocks with a strap or wooden spoon. The rod refers to a shepherdβs staffβa tool used to guide & protect, not cause fear or pain. If you want to hit your kids cuz you like it, leave God out of it.
21.08.2025 22:33 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Ironic that he gave his life to Christ in the same parking lot that his mom gave her virginity to her cousin.
21.08.2025 21:10 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The only thing sad about the death of James Dobson is that it came 50 years too late. How many were lives lost to suicide, addiction, domestic violence, and child abuse? How much potential was lost in those βstrong-mindedβ children whose wills were broken as a result of his pathology? Rest in shame.
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