@mfdumass.bsky.social
π΅ Just yer Stoned Mexican Cowboy He conjures every wicked thoughtπ΅
I confess that I can come across as a righteous a-hole and you'd be right
11.10.2025 13:55 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0actually i lied and this is my first rodeo
are those cows?
Your next train has left the station.
Drop the bags or you'll miss it.
feeling very......
*flailing all the limbs
The way you sculpt sound IS intimidating
10.10.2025 14:07 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0When Short Round said, "No time for love, Dr. Jones" I said stfu kid
10.10.2025 13:23 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Whatβs wrong with people who actually reach out after you said βfeel free to reach out if you need anythingβ?
10.10.2025 08:58 β π 125 π 47 π¬ 11 π 0*handing out gold star stickers for anyone with independent thinking
10.10.2025 10:10 β π 192 π 44 π¬ 5 π 0an underground bunker for the heart
10.10.2025 11:45 β π 50 π 18 π¬ 1 π 0I am tired of disappointing people so I try to let people know my truth and get it over with.
10.10.2025 12:37 β π 15 π 10 π¬ 0 π 0like navi flying behind you saying "listen!"
10.10.2025 12:49 β π 15 π 5 π¬ 1 π 0Sad Baddie Summer is dead
Long live Sad Baddie Autumn!!!
My uncle is an ex-cop turned pot farmer, this man just loves planting drugs.
09.10.2025 20:45 β π 74 π 14 π¬ 2 π 0The universe is made up of the nightmare and the dream
09.10.2025 20:12 β π 2 π 2 π¬ 0 π 0Iβm gonna go play music now, have a beautiful day
09.10.2025 17:50 β π 31 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0My goal is to learn to cook well enough for a Latin Woman to tell me "I cook good, for a Man"
09.10.2025 13:47 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Fall has finally come to central Texas and I hadn't realized even trees can have bad hair days
09.10.2025 12:40 β π 2 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Your subkeets are the little band of merry chihuahuas that bark loudly at us while we take our leisurely stroll
09.10.2025 01:28 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I'm not saying Portland is a warzone, but once I did get a blueberry scone when I obviously ordered a raspberry one.
09.10.2025 00:03 β π 111 π 19 π¬ 7 π 2π
09.10.2025 00:48 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0*running mans off in to the distance
09.10.2025 00:32 β π 31 π 14 π¬ 2 π 0Them: Your resumΓ© says your hobbies are swimming and knitting
What do you knit?
Me: I knit tiny sweaters for ballsacks and cocks
"Turn to the right!!!"
08.10.2025 16:41 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I love the way she orders me around when I'm caught
08.10.2025 16:36 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Box me in your loop
08.10.2025 13:20 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Will you be my pizza?
08.10.2025 11:56 β π 12 π 2 π¬ 3 π 0Too Feely
Need more touchy
