The worst part of being smart is I know which friends to text in specific situations to get the advice I want.

Sunday 📷

So many videos are circulating of ICE agents acting with cruelty and aggression. Behavior that eerily mirrors the “domestic terrorism” they claim to oppose. No one is forcing them to act this way; it’s a choice.

Apparently I drink a lot of caffeine compared to the average person..

Can confirm we are in a recession. Business casual attire spotted at the club.

The transition of being raised blue collar to working white collar is a trip. Anyone relate?

Welcome to all our new followers! 💚

My karaoke songs tonight:
- Zombie by The Cranberries
- WAP by Cardi B & Mega. thee Stallion

And that's on range. 💅

Tattoo session after a full, stressful day at work hits different.

Every moderate who told me to calm down in 2016 owes me a thousand dollars.

I'm going to be so hot in my 40's I feel bad for all my haters.

I hope we can eventually earn back the world’s trust.

Just saying.

Almost hit on a man with an actual skateboard at the bar. It's time to leave happy hour.

Relying on my work bonus to cover for my travels that are already booked ✔️

Man I miss the food industry connections and random bar conversations.

In a different timeline I would be a high school social studies teacher right now, which is wild.

Late to this but Will & Harper is one of the best documentaries in recent memory.

Pro tip:

In a world full of Harrison Butkers, be a Chris Kluwe.

Pass it on.

No rest for the perpetually stressed.

We have been careful to avoid using the word coup, but it’s time to call it what it is—this is a coup. Trump signed an executive order granting only the attorney general or the president the authority to interpret laws executed by the executive branch.

Just when you think Donald Trump cannot sink lower or be more shameful, today he's blaming Ukraine for the war and calling Zelinsky a dictator, when he knows perfectly well that Putin's constant re-elections are put-up jobs.

If you thought it wasn’t possible—well, here we are. Musk pulled $80 million in funding authorized by Congress straight from NYC’s bank account. The federal government took the funds and called it a “clawback” of taxpayer money. A lot of others would simply call it stealing.

a man in a green sweater is standing in a kitchen talking to another man . ALT: a man in a green sweater is standing in a kitchen talking to another man .

Me during my 1-on-1 with my boss today.

Adult men men gifting grown women stuffed animals on Valentine's Day will forever give me the ick.

A federal judge denied the Trump administration’s request to lift a temporary restraining order restricting individuals associated with DOGE from accessing sensitive Treasury Department records and payment systems.

Lord knows I’m not a constitutional scholar not even a lawyer (and I’ve yet to check in with @kateshaw.bsky.social) but a legal regime in which “you can do crimes if you’re buddies with the president or praise him publicly” is *on its face* a violation the equal protection of the laws.

Every time I go to a local bookstore, I buy at minimum 3 books.

Every time I go to B&N, I take a lap and leave.