The Flaming Electrician

Imagine lobbying the American government for millions of dollars only to realize you're still gonna lose?

🚨 Ariana Grande confirms to Variety ‘eternal sunshine’ Deluxe exists.

Sums up Facebook quite nicely

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No, this is patrick

not an iPad in sight just kids living in the moment

I think this is my main "con" of this platform so far. I feel like with more adoption it'll change though, we're still not at mass adoption yet.

Holding space for this game in perpetuity

My husband likes to say "you can take the man out of work, but you can't take the work out of the man"

I'm consistently up at 6 no matter what, even if I drank the previous night.

I think it's good that Facebook is nerfing and buffing slurs on the fly like a live update to an MMO

Hot tub time machine with mama dukes and home made Mai Tai's

She was a great judge too, I'd love to see her back!

All I can think of

time to watch saturday morning cartoons (drag race)

Daily Reminder: Social Security is OUR money, an EARNED benefit!

Nerds gonna nerd.

Exactly this

Get in loser, we're going to go kill god

RIP to your ink cartridge

Chair Stop-Motion 🪑💨 Made with 444 pictures taken over 10 days

Absolutely

Collage of Ethel Cain and Luigi Mangione, man charged with the murder of UnitedHealthcare’s CEO.

Ethel Cain reposts statement made by Instagram user @rbreich: “Big Oil buys off Congress. No action on climate. The NRA buys off Congress. No action on guns. Insurance companies buy off Congress. No action on health care. The list goes on and on. Money in politics is the root of our dysfunction.” Ethel Cain adds to the statement by saying “#Kill More CEOs”

Ethel Cain criticises the United States Congress in new Instagram story:

“Kill More CEOs”

Personally, the irony isn't lost on me that he campaigned about "how bad these Mexican criminals are" that are "crossing the border" and now he wants to make it a US state? Nothing makes sense over there.

Cvnty Whirlpool with a handbag

after days of grifters and con men at CES we stumbled upon the booth for VLC. they were all dressed as wizards and told us, "we have nothing to sell, we just decided to show up". i told them I'd been using their software to pirate media for 15 years and they said "keep doing that"