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@murphyslawl.bsky.social

failed automations engineer. master gm tech. wannabe iracer. eagles/phillies fan by affiliation. imsa, svg, and 25th amendment fan.

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Latest posts by murphyslawl.bsky.social on Bluesky

35 realize that there are br-oh itโ€™s Decker, nvm.

15.02.2026 00:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
13.02.2026 23:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 290    ๐Ÿ” 59    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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How I feel about AI

12.02.2026 12:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1081    ๐Ÿ” 313    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7    ๐Ÿ“Œ 13
Cartoon. Person says to other person โ€žWe invented a robot that answers questions.โ€œ, adding, โ€žwe just have to feed it 10 baby giraffes a dayโ€œ. The other person asks โ€žBut it answers the questions correctly?โ€œ Person responds โ€žOh my goodness, no. No no no no no.โ€œ

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Cartoon. Person says to other person โ€žWe invented a robot that answers questions.โ€œ, adding, โ€žwe just have to feed it 10 baby giraffes a dayโ€œ. The other person asks โ€žBut it answers the questions correctly?โ€œ Person responds โ€žOh my goodness, no. No no no no no.โ€œ By Aram J. French Appropriated due to missing alt text

12.02.2026 13:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 11851    ๐Ÿ” 3835    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 57

Big Butch Jones Champions of Life energy

11.02.2026 16:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 272    ๐Ÿ” 22    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 13    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a society losing the plot in real time

10.02.2026 21:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3910    ๐Ÿ” 695    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 152    ๐Ÿ“Œ 278
Josh McDaniels as Raiders head coach in a visor, his hair's kinda spiky and somehow makes him look even dumber

Josh McDaniels as Raiders head coach in a visor, his hair's kinda spiky and somehow makes him look even dumber

you're telling me this guy had a bad plan

09.02.2026 22:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 529    ๐Ÿ” 24    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 19    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3

The system breaks when you fight against it and force its contradictions into the open, not because you decide to hold back and do their work for them.

09.02.2026 14:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 522    ๐Ÿ” 98    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Y'all gonna be this messy on a team where everyone is a sharpshooter? Baby that is a CHOICE!

09.02.2026 08:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 122    ๐Ÿ” 12    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Welp.

09.02.2026 03:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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lfg

09.02.2026 02:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 41    ๐Ÿ” 8    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If Jason Myers doesnโ€™t win the MVP, weโ€™re going to incite a riot, right?

09.02.2026 03:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Ring trying to sell everyone on being able to find lost pets while sending those same vids to the surveillance state.

Fuck off!

09.02.2026 02:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

โ€œRing uses AI to help find lost dogsโ€ yup it probably stops there, sounds fine

09.02.2026 02:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1064    ๐Ÿ” 144    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 22    ๐Ÿ“Œ 6

Ring CEO isnโ€™t fooling me with the AI bullshit.

09.02.2026 02:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Only one who got the ball into the end zone was Bad Bunny

09.02.2026 01:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5904    ๐Ÿ” 970    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 31    ๐Ÿ“Œ 33
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This but with this halftime show.

I'm too lazy to fix it.

09.02.2026 01:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

DID YOU KNOW: Last year, one team also entered halftime at the Super Bowl with zero points. (The other team was the Philadelphia Eagles.)

09.02.2026 01:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 181    ๐Ÿ” 15    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

It's happening

09.02.2026 00:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 564    ๐Ÿ” 58    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I smiled and got giddy when Yoshi showed up.

09.02.2026 00:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Sam Darnold is the first USC quarterback to start a Super Bowl. If, after the game, he attacks a truck driver and gets stabbed, he will be the second USC quarterback to do that.

08.02.2026 23:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 159    ๐Ÿ” 21    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

No Kings includes Draft Kings

08.02.2026 23:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 25999    ๐Ÿ” 6088    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 183    ๐Ÿ“Œ 111
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โ€œ250 years of freedomโ€ฆโ€

08.02.2026 23:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 209    ๐Ÿ” 48    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
Uncle Scrooge dives into a bin full of gold coins which YOU CANNOT DO but Family Guy already covered this

"Every billionaire is a policy failure"

Uncle Scrooge dives into a bin full of gold coins which YOU CANNOT DO but Family Guy already covered this "Every billionaire is a policy failure"

DuckTales the Movie: Treasure of the Lost Lamp (1990)

29.06.2025 23:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 732    ๐Ÿ” 156    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Let God get this straight.

- In 2019 the Trump admin created a press release for Epsteinโ€™s death the day before he died.
- He allegedly died the next day.
- In 2026 the Trump admin released this info from the Epstein files.

Could it be any more obvious?

08.02.2026 17:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1578    ๐Ÿ” 491    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 63    ๐Ÿ“Œ 25
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NBC editing out the booing of JD Vance is a disgrace. Itโ€™s an international event. Americans have the right to know what the world is saying. NBC has bowed down to Trump.

07.02.2026 04:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9673    ๐Ÿ” 2509    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 310    ๐Ÿ“Œ 150

The reason Trump and Mike Johnson want to โ€œtake over electionsโ€ is because they know theyโ€™re deeply, DEEPLY unpopular. They are far too weak to withstand a free and fair election.

04.02.2026 01:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1310    ๐Ÿ” 270    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 54    ๐Ÿ“Œ 4

My ass watching as Universal Studios has to turn Harry Potter Land into Shrekville to avoid allegations:

03.02.2026 21:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 117    ๐Ÿ” 27    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Put a hairnet on him and heโ€™s fine

03.02.2026 14:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 58    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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