Joey Stout

YouTube video by Joey Stout Failed Squirrel Hunt ASMR #squirrel #hunting #fail

I made my first youtube short, if you are a hunter or a programmer nerd like me check it out youtube.com/shorts/6m5rr...

I changed my online handle from apollorion to TheOutdoorProgrammer recently. The username served me well for many years but had a few fallbacks that i hope my own personal "rebrand" will fix.

Moved all my stuff to a homelab cluster lets see how that goes

The new iOS reminds me of the first time I learned how to make a div with a blurry background.

My wife and I started a fish wall, this is fish art from columbus, seattle, and myrtle beach so far.

You forgot the pickles!!!

the good news about running into a bear with rabies is you probably dont need to worry about contracting rabies.

Sleep is a way to time travel to breakfast

if youre ever traveling abroad and theres a string behind a toilet, dont pull it. apparently it sets off an alarm

I feel like the german language was created by someone who just loved the letter Z

Im at the hospital waiting room because my wife is getting her tonsils removed and this guy next to me looked at his wife and said "im so sleepy, my hands are just feeling so thick, you know?" what? your hands are thick?

YouTube video by Joey Stout Cat Fishing Buckeye Lake (Catch, Clean, Cook Some Other Time)

Im starting a youtube channel "The Outdoor Programmer" where I do outdoor things like fishing/shooting while talking about programming related topics.

This first video is just me fishing I gotta get the hang of the cameras and mics and stuff so this was really just a test run.

youtu.be/sFalcWeK6ss

If you were given hypothetical perfect general anesthesia and your limp body was placed into a machine that moved you as if you were running full sprint, would your heart rate increase?

Is Walmart on here? 😂

I like chewing my OJ with pulp

Do animals not have taste buds? How does a shark eat a rotting whale and think "this is gourmet as fuck?"

People in pet subreddits ask the silliest questions "why is my cat making this noise while I pet her?" like what? you mean the purring?

did dodo bird taste good?

A girl telling me she doesn't know who the president is in high school over 10 years ago lives rent free in my head

YouTube video by OwlCityVEVO Owl City - Vanilla Twilight (Official Music Video)

youtu.be/pIz2K3ArrWk?...

I miss OG Owl City

What is the conversion rate from horsepower to elephantpower?

Fishing tourney was today, got less than last place 😂. Im not a bad fisherman, the fish are just bad at biting my hook.

Why did pineapple pizza lovers stop at pineapple? Are they fruitist against other fruit based pizzas? Wheres the strawberry pizza?

Q: How many K8s engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None - you should declare how many light bulbs there should be and let the room update itself to match.

Jared Keeso is my man crush

Would you cut off a finger of your choice to never pay a tax again?

Can I if theres not when sometimes its okay?

My son LOVES when I read inside out, a book based on the movies. So a lot of my shower thoughts are based around that movie/book since I read it almost every night.

Tonights thought: Joy doesn't only express joy, she also expresses anger and confusion. So how far down does this rabbit hole go?