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@qwertyco.bsky.social

Coddler of eggs, Pies piped while-u-wait, Four speed gearbox, Making feet for children's shoes since 1921. Grand pneu champion. Slava Ukraini!

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Latest posts by qwertyco.bsky.social on Bluesky

Perhaps it's the nut behind the wheel?

04.08.2025 21:41 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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β€œBoth of them.”

02.08.2025 04:33 β€” πŸ‘ 20975    πŸ” 11685    πŸ’¬ 458    πŸ“Œ 717

Oh.

Oopsy.

01.08.2025 22:38 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

. . . and Kevin Bacon is a werepig.

01.08.2025 11:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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What do they do with the rest of the Prawn?

01.08.2025 11:33 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

I got one last Wednesday. Found it dead in a humane trap.
It was causing havoc in Qwertyco Gardens for weeks.
Peace has been restored.

They do have cute little tails on them though.

01.08.2025 11:29 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Mmm . . . free bacon.

31.07.2025 17:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Be specific.
Which country?
Ukrainian folk-punk-country music is particularly entertaining.

30.07.2025 22:16 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Nice.

30.07.2025 22:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Who better to lecture people about political integrity than the woman who was sacked for having 14 meetings with senior Israeli figures while on holiday then lying about it , then sacked again for bullying.

30.07.2025 21:44 β€” πŸ‘ 500    πŸ” 123    πŸ’¬ 22    πŸ“Œ 5

Save time when shopping for cutlery and crockery by simply asking for crocklery.

30.07.2025 22:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

'Tit' is apparently not a swear word in Google land.

28.07.2025 22:20 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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The answer is correct.
The question is wrong.
Please recalibrate yourself.

Random word: Titty.

28.07.2025 22:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
It's actually pretty hard to argue this😞


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It's actually pretty hard to argue this😞

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25.07.2025 21:57 β€” πŸ‘ 18    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Horrible migrants are killing Europe, says horrible migrant arriving in Europe

25.07.2025 21:54 β€” πŸ‘ 5171    πŸ” 1199    πŸ’¬ 411    πŸ“Œ 124

I'm having a day off on Monday, so see you next Tuesday WulfChap.

25.07.2025 09:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Right on, man.

25.07.2025 08:10 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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🀣🀣

24.07.2025 23:46 β€” πŸ‘ 13409    πŸ” 4062    πŸ’¬ 582    πŸ“Œ 320

. . . and visit Scotland.

25.07.2025 07:49 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Is it normal for foreign convicted sex offenders to be admitted to the United Kingdom for tourism?

24.07.2025 21:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Janey Godley holding up a sign reading "Trump is a cunt"

Janey Godley holding up a sign reading "Trump is a cunt"

Scotland, please do her proud: inews.co.uk/culture/arts...

18.07.2025 11:29 β€” πŸ‘ 43    πŸ” 18    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1

who is he?

24.07.2025 16:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Pedo's gotta pede.

So where is the PedoPotus currently getting his sick fix?

24.07.2025 16:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

he could rename it Pedofisland.

24.07.2025 16:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Which country will the PedoPotus flee to for sanctuary?

(Leaving his minions behind to burn, obviously)

24.07.2025 07:16 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

If he's talking,
it's nonsense.

22.07.2025 06:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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#squirrel 🐿️

21.07.2025 16:56 β€” πŸ‘ 14435    πŸ” 4166    πŸ’¬ 437    πŸ“Œ 150

If I’d spent 14 years neglecting a house, burdening it with debt, not fixing the leaking roof, failing to modernise it and left nasty things hidden in the long grass, I wouldn’t criticise the new owners for not fixing everything in a single year.
But then, I’m not Kemi Badenoch.

18.07.2025 22:18 β€” πŸ‘ 31    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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