The Weedcats

🌀 extremely relatable. So do we.

🌀 oh that’s a lucky guy, depending on what she does to him 🥵

🔮 if you find out, tell us please.

🔮 honestly we deserve a medal for just existing despite the hell that we’ve been through.

we just keep digging up more and more stuff that was wrong through those parts of our life, and we just wonder how the hell we got through all of that.

🔮 how the hell does one restore one’s ability to allow themselves to fantasize about other people?

We just wonder how many parts we’re gonna discover we threw out trying to stop the pain that would result every time we got our hopes up for anything.

Our life prior to 2022 was awful.

🔮 this morning we were trying to do some ERP with a friend of ours, and we wanted to start thinking of ways to dominate them.

And our brain just, per all of the pulled out parts, just did fucking nothing.

we briefly fantasize about a fictional character, and we’ve got them in ropes within seconds.

🔮 we’re starting to discover that this has left a lot of random knock on consequences withkin our thought processes in our head. Particularly when it comes to fantasizing about real people.

We have an absolutely enormous mental block against doing that.

🔮 with all the trauma that we’ve been through, nothing is worse than discovering that parts of our self have been torn out by ourselves.

The eternal disappointment of our 20s lead Sydney to start stamping out hope. Because she would constantly get her hopes up for something, and get nothing.

🔮 our life in a nutshell

🔮true

🔮 well the ground beef is browned, now make spaghetti sauce out of it

🔮 i’m procrastinating making dinner.

Mostly because I haven’t cooked for myself in a while.

My ex-roommate used to do the cooking.

🍏 yeah this is absolutely fucked.

Didn’t people who propose shit like this used to get punched in the face?

🔮 we take calls for a living. We hope one day we have a girlfriend who wants to just idly hang out below our desk while we’re at work.

Because we always wear skirts and we never wear panties at home.

🍏Oh look, the media found a new way to be evil.

🔮 well the reason for me putting it there is because the second and third lines look about the right length to see two cities that I usually see on mileage signs in Minnesota heading away from the Twin Cities: Alexandria, and Fargo.

🌀 our head canon for that sign is that it lays along I 94 westbound in Minnesota.

🌀 well heck, we look at your profile and we see that three people who are very very important to us are already following you. So yeah, let’s boost the hell out of each other.

🌀We're very frustrated at how fucking hard it is to get back off the ground. We're worth listening to when we have shit to say. We'd say a hell of a lot more if people fucking listened to us.

to the followers we have: start reskeeting us, damnit. Do you wanna make us feel like you care? Reskeet.

🌀 is it a shallow fucking goal? yes. But it’s basically a self-esteem project. And if you wanna help, RESKEET and help us reach more people.

🌀 here’s our goal: 1000 followers.

We don’t know how the hell we’re gonna do that. Aside from bugging what friends we have to start reskeeting everything we send out.

And how about this: will post some fucking nudes at 1000 or if we get added to a major starter pack.

🌀 because right now we’re at our lowest. But the world is going to be fucking amazed when we get to our peak. We’ve only known ourselves for a little more than a year. We’re just getting fucking started.

Y’all should pay attention.

🌀We're very frustrated at how fucking hard it is to get back off the ground. We're worth listening to when we have shit to say. We'd say a hell of a lot more if people fucking listened to us.

to the followers we have: start reskeeting us, damnit. Do you wanna make us feel like you care? Reskeet.

🌑Fidgeting with a knife.

🔮I need a couple. They need to get on this already.

🔥I'm taking notes. This is good stuff.

🔮😻

Oh my god theyre so perfect and look very squeezable!!

🔮life goals

It does. It does indeed.

mff?