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Manager to English Dictionary:

"Not a good multitasker" means "We hired you under the impression you were 3 people, and you failed to live up to that impression"

demands

Happens to the best of us

I got to maddest before I blocked, shame I missed out on the good part

The economy gets cranky when it hasn't had it nap and fruit snacks

A video pinball machine with a blue screen of death

last night at a bar I learned that they improved pinball by making machines that are entirely computers and they’re much better than what we had before

Working Cat's self titled album really is the best in the discography

I did both at once a couple weeks ago and it was no worse than just a covid shot

#1983 rb.gy/if183a

Everything’s a scam and everyone thinks they’re the scammer.

Dick Cheney may not see it, but your followers that are dead war criminals will

I came in to "Don't You (Forget About Me)" lol

Had to share this from twitter just because

Alright who's gonna break it to the people leaving NYC that the insurance rates in FL are double what they'd be taxed in NY?

A mural of a cheetah that looks so high it is smelling colors

Me working the polls jet lagged today

A digital poster in the style of a World War II propaganda piece. Isolaed on a yellow background, a normal, squarish, 20-something guy with glasses is sitting working on a laptop. A ghostly figure of Hitler has his arm around the guy and is grinning and shaking a fist triumphantly looking at the laptop screen. On the lid of the laptop where an apple might otherwise be is an openAI logo, bright green, and dripping green ooze down the lid. Text on the poster, in combinations of sans-serif type and brush script reads: Using Generative AI? You’re prompting with Hitler! GenAI is a Fascist Project! Try using your brain instead Don’t surrender your creativity to the tech billionaire’s control

New awareness campaign

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Panel 1: podcaster says “people say it’s a cliche, but it’s true. cash is the better part of money” panel 2: other podcaster says “oh yeah. for sure.” while looking at his phone panel 3: a google search for ‘can you get one of your balls replaced with a wolf’s ball’

I drew a three-panel comic on paper that is not good for inking, so here’s a sketchy one

It's just you and me against the world, oven clock

Conceptual Genius Goes As Self For Halloween

Conceptual Genius Goes As Self For Halloween https://theonion.com/conceptual-genius-goes-as-self-for-halloween-1819578390/

My response to Trick or Treaters tonight

I forgot to. Thanks for the reminder

Alright I've got one day left to make my Halloween costume

Anyone threatening to move from NY to Florida already lives there 183 days out of the year for tax purposes.

YouTube video by Hot Dad Who Could Ask for More (The Halloween Season)

brand new SPOOKY halloween song out now! 🎃🎃🎃@brutalmoose.com edited the video! 🩻🩻🩻

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I knew for clocks since using 4 "I"s for 4 would make it 4 X's 4 V's and 20 I's on the entire clock face. Didn't know the vertical stuff though

You could simply refuse to spread the messaging of the Nazis, but what do i know? I'm just a dog smoking a pipe.

I think this pretty much every time a hurricane dissipates, but "Remnants of Lorenzo" would make a great band name

We don't know the health effects of drinking hippo bath water. All we know is the people selling it outside the south gate are not zoo employees.

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