BoosGetsMeThrough

Not one but TWO Krispy Kreme doughnuts purchased for an extravagant four dollars. One in green with Hallowe'en sprinkes, one with black crumble and purple stripes and a little haunted house candy plaque in the centre

My finances are in shambles

God, I remember when they ran this shit ad nauseam about millennials. It is disgusting to see they're running the same articles, unchanged, about Gen Z

This will be God awful

I think we, as a culture, have not adequately appreciated the fact that Obsidian released 3 great games in the span of 8 months.

I have brain cancer and the number of people who have offered me alternative remedies to cure me is so alarming. Every single time I have to somehow not punch them in their face (which I only maintain the self-control by reminding myself that they think they're helping me)

Probably the same, but that creative edge lord figured out the filter system doesn't work (or perhaps works as intended) if you put an accent mark on a letter. ā in this case

It is next year

He asked his thief machine to give him a pro-fascist reading of LotR

Where does ballroom fall on the list?

I way overestimated this administration. I thought it would take them at least 6 months before they unironically treated this like an actual conflict

I genuinely can't tell if this is a joke I'm too dumb to understand or you somehow confused Elon Musk with Mark Zuckerberg

It's just so funny, like for lies to work they need some level of durability - like okay, that's plausible I guess. But with his you're just instantly in Candyland

X-Men: Mutant Apocalypse

I was unfamiliar with your child sacrifice policy. That's pretty hardcore

Charlie would want her at home with the kids

I would feel bad for her if she wasn't such a vile person

She's really going through it. She's lost all her friends and instead of self-reflecting she assumes it is because of people just being mean to her for no reason. And then, because of her lack of friends, no one told her to not try to dig up

A restaurant called EATME

i’m here you fuckaas bitch

How dare you make such an accurate comment about her just 46 days after Charlie Kirk's death

Compared to all the kids she denied are dying of starvation she is

lauren @NotABigJerk posted: i'm not falling for that hot take. that's clearly someone with a fetish for getting yelled at. i refuse to participate in that kind of perversion. 17:33 - 14 Sep 22

"Clearly someone with a fetish for getting yelled at. i refuse to participate in that kind of perversion."

How much VC did the Spurs have to pay for him?

Idk, seems pretty typical of Floridians to me

Roberts:

For a franchise they didn't even create and another studio made one of the 3 good games

For the first time I have felt a shiver of fear because an AI can do my job exactly as well as I can.

My son had a trunk and treat at his school last night, 70% was Kpop Demon Hunters and 80% of those kids were Rumi

"Just say slavery"