Carrie Wittmer

billy crudup browsing getty images on his laptop in the dark while interpol’s pioneer to the falls plays… I unfortunately feel so seen by the morning show

my multitudes cannot be contained

jeremy strong has Benjamin button disease

making this my cover photo on LinkedIn

on x a swiftie replied to this with “with a name like Wittmer you sure have none to speak of” looks like the English teacher forgot to tell her students about ending sentences with a preposition

alleged greatest songwriter of all time not understand song

I’m a girlboss gaslight gatekeeper but Taylor’s album is the musical version of the girls who live in NYC off their parents’ money and try to be literary It Girls writing essays about shaving their pussies before going to get extra dirty martinis with blue cheese olives at a bar they saw on TikTok

miss showgirl think she’s Kendrick Lamar but in reality she’s the dean of English at Lea Michele university

Where's @carriesnotscary.bsky.social

ICYMI!

We reunited Podcast Like It's 1999 hosts @pmiscove.bsky.social and Kenny Neibart for the 1999 25th Ann. mini-MEGA Draft, wherein they competitively / collaboratively ranked the 13 BEST 1999 films with commish Ryan, and rookie @carriesnotscary.bsky.social!

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could not imagine doing anything else but listening to this for almost six hours

The final draft of 2024 is the final word on the 25th anniversary of an all-time great movie year!

1999 mini-MEGA

Drafted by @pmiscove.bsky.social, Kenny Neibart, @carriesnotscary.bsky.social, & Ryan, with guest co-commish @jorcru.bsky.social

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having a lil stretch during the brutalist intermission i love cinema

taste

Nicole Kidman must be like “the decay of marriage at christmastime I’ll do it for free”

real cinema

except you have to imagine a bunch of crusty upper west side olds who paid off their mortgage in the early 90s

it should have been 12 hours

me seeing the brutalist 9am christmas eve

survived my first @screendrafts.bsky.social ama

The @screendrafts.bsky.social 1999 mini-MEGA Draft with Ryan Marker, @carriesnotscary.bsky.social, Kenny Neibart, @pmiscove.bsky.social, and guest commish @jorcru.bsky.social Premieres on Monday, December 30th!

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We are recording the 1999 mini-MEGA draft with @pmiscove.bsky.social, Kenny Neibart, @carriesnotscary.bsky.social, and Ryan Marker NEXT WEEK!

There has been much discussion of the films of '99 on their 25th anniversaries this year, so now tell us -- which of them NEED to make the Top 13?!

the chair i sit in when i rewatch the family stone every year

i always wanted to get married during awards season

taking two massive magnesium vitamins before seeing wicked at 8pm

obsessed with my vibe as a friend

at McDonald’s what’s up

Gladiator 2….even the sharks were gay

drinking a skinny margarita before watching gladiator 2. is this good content

me when the Bad Sisters theme starts