The Prince II: The Princening

If there's one thing I love more than fictional shenanigans that can only be solved by weight gain, it's when the solution being to make the person/people affected by said shenanigans fat actually seems to make actual sense and logically fixes the issue at hand

Amazing art as always

Babe wake up Squish posted peak again

Don't you get so cocky Marino I see that little gut you're failing to hide behind that family size bag of chips and I won't rest until YOU'RE almost dead from exhaustion due to light to moderate exercise as well

Goated episode btw

Average daily sweat production in millilitres, litres, or gallons (circle where appropriate)

Catch me cheering on a fictional anime sports game with the same fervour people use for irl championship games and only remembering that I put the show on for background noise after binging 3 seasons

Honestly I watch sports/team animes for this reason too (and also the yaoi, but, yknow, I multitask)

God that's a big fat mood rn.....

Emphasis on fat

New developments have occurred I am willing to take commissions with 2-3 people as long as they are single shots and not TOO complicated design wise. Also I will give you a discount if the characters in question are my OCs 🥺

Single char comm starts at $20 for lineart, a duo starts at $35 <3

Himbo who wants to impress a nerd by "getting into AI" but he misreads it as A1 and starts flusteredly yammering on about steak sauce while the nerd is getting ready to pounce like a bowtie-wearing jumping spider because he desperately wants to fuck this great big meathead about how stupid he is

The sound of the "incorrect" buzzer that plays every time you say you're full and gets louder each time it plays

The conversations becoming less and less related to anything but gaining until you haven't said anything that wasn't breathless, half-muffled fat worship in almost a year because at a certain point the food addled brain buried in the lard pile totally ceased responding to anything else....

The worst (best?) part is that I don't even feel full and I doubt I will after this, either

Marinomaxxing all the way tonight I guess

Big and large

And only gonna get bigger and larger....

Hey so this is amazing and I love everything about this image

Also I'm staring wide eyed at this while waiting to pick up my (almost) 1k calorie dessert place order after finishing a 1.3k calorie second dinner (which I ordered less than an hour after finishing my first one)....

Yes but only in the way that I'm chronically online and saw it trending on tiktok a week before it made the inevitable leap to The Hellsite (affectionate) and I just knew it would be the kind of ship you'd want to be captain of

CONGRATS BIG MAN

Distract him with animes about food and cooking....Give him cravings....Feed him until he's softer than his own body pillow waifu....

Just take a minute and think deeply about the fact that some people in history have weighed 500+ kg

And then think about the fact that even more people want to not only meet that weight, but break it...

Your huffing, red-faced, frustrated, near-housebound gainer blob: Why can't I EVER break this stupid 500lb plateau??! I swear I did it that one time!

You, changing their scale to read 495lbs instead of the real weight of almost 850: Idk babe, but let's funnel some ice cream into you about it, yeah?

SOMEONE GET THIS DORK SOME RAMEN CUPS AND A GALLON OF ICE CREAM

To be fair it would kinda(?) work reversed

European gainers whose scales say they're almost 400lbs but they don't look that big at all... They barely look like they've broken 240lbs into their 400lbs goal... Surely they need to gain more to actually look/feel big... A bit more weight will fix it...

Pictured: Noodle's OCs after the infamous Holiday Air Tube Incident of 2025

A thought occurs:

Give your gainer/feedee a goal weight and then switch their scale from lbs to kg behind their back so they constantly think they weigh (approx.) half of what they actually weigh...

Feed the delusion, and therefore desperation to grow, as well as the actual gains...

Welcome to Our Holy Church of the Busted Corset we meet for worship every Tuesday, Thursday and Friday with an all-you-can-eat potluck every other night from 5pm onwards

Honestly you should make a whole mini series with each of your boys in horrible holiday sweaters inflated like a pack of tree ornaments

Bellies destroying corsets my severly-underutilised and beloved trope

Modern-Day AU Laios where the only consistent factor is his seemingly-limitless, ever-growing appetite except now he has access to a WFH job, fast food delivery and copious snacks at all times I love you and your inevitably massive waistline to the moon and back

Now wait a minute....what is this melody....WHAT IS THIS FLAVOURRRRRRR

Frantically going down the list like
"Hmm...Pasta...." and then looking at the pasta section of the buffet like "He didn't specify which kind...better play it safe and get a little of each" before proceeding to eat 2 plates of each kind because that's what he thinks is a 'little' food