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Agreed. Mid november at the earliest

It really is! By the time it gets to Christmas everyone is just fed up of it all which is crazy

I keep seeing Christmas ads and it's freaking me out. I don't want to see ads for Christmas stuff until after Halloween.

Happiness is finding you have more annual leave left than you thought and can book a week off in October, followed by your bestie dropping off Maltesers to cheer you up.

After a crap day of Covid kicking my ass (it's still not a nice experience kids) watching Celebrity Traitors has proper made me feel better. Television as medicine? Here for it!

He speaks as if killing the AI industry would be a bad thing

I managed a measly 47 points, so my terrible start continues but at least I have nothing to humble brag about

RIP to a club legend.

I used to spend 20 mins or so every day on Duolingo completing the daily quests. But they changed the heart lives for a battery that depletes with every correct answer. So thanks to their crappy change I'll actually be spending less time on their app. Thanks you cockwomble green owl.

Missed the Friday night #FPL deadline so there go my plans to sort out a wildcard tomorrow morning.

Mum has sent a covid health update on the family chat and in exactly the same tone announced the new archbishop of Canterbury.

It's 2025, Covid has been around for 5 years, but apparently my mum and dad still think a faint line on the test means it's negative. *sigh*

The perpetual problem of putting my phone in another room so I can get some work done and then having to get up and fetch it back to 2FA access to documents.

My mum, cos she's old hehe

Two people I saw on Sunday have both tested positive for Covid yesterday, so it seems inevitable now. I know it's just a cold/flu these days but I am so keen to not be ill if I can.

Finally we have the Traitors Paso coming up on Strictly thsi weekend that I've been wanting for aaaaages. Go on George and Alexis, channel your inner Claudia.

I haven't really clocked onto who is being rotated for champions league yet! I got Cucu as my £6 million attacking defender which is now rubbish given the rest of Chelsea's defence are injured

Great! I will look out for it :)

What to do with #FPL this year?
Should I Wildcard GW7 as per my original plan?

Arguments for: with 6 weeks of data I know have a better idea of the players to target, also I'm ready for the fixture swings

Arguments against: I can't seem to catch a break on whichever players I choose

Still not over the two people that came right at the end of my mum's birthday party yesterday, and said they'd just popped on for a bit of cake. We had two cakes for 40 people and it had all gone. My sense of feeling like a terrible host collided my sense of "well you should have come at the start"

An Ollie Watkins goal and a Morgan Rogers assist as soon as I'd transferred them out. Truly #FPL is trolling me this year.

I'm on 18 points and 7 of those are from Semedo. It's impossible to predict what will happen in matches (apart from Haaland being Haaland and me being salty i don't have him)

Nah, it's still very much at the "watch it on catch up and use fast forward judiciously" stage

A picture of the pitch with footballers. In the foreground is a small tv showing the same view.

Spent the match today watching live action on the pitch and replays on QPR's media team's small TV.

That was our best home performance of the season. QPR came out and put the pressure on at the start of the second half but we played well, had some good chances and looked less shaky at the back.

I know right? Got it in 5 but only because i'd exhausted all the normal word options

a cat wearing a blue shirt is sitting in front of a laptop computer . Alt: a cat wearing a blue shirt is typing furiously in front of a laptop computer .

Me rushing to Amazon to order bin stickers so that mone of my neighbours can pinch it

Is there a more peak adulting feeling that hearing the bin men outside replacing your old, falling apart green bin with a new one?

Thanks for the reminder that I needed to ship him out. And Morgen Rogers too.

Rogers and Watkins out 🎉

Xavi Simon and Gyökeres in 🤞

Woukd be just my luck that Villa will definitely start scoring now.

Just the two players from my #FPL team suspended for red cards then 🤦‍♀️