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I have reached the happy stage where emails are starting to come back with "out of office until January" replies.

I'm quite enjoying us rattling teams who expected to easily win 3 or 4 nil. We might be bottom but we sure know how to out up a fight

Two conflicting notifications about whether the football match has been cancelled

Twitter's notifications are going well.

I'm very annoyed that my budget #FPL midfield pick at the start of the season was KDH and then I sold him in GW9 just before he went on to start finding form.

Yes, soaking wet but at least we didn't lose. Plus i got to appreciate the top draw banter from the fans when the match was suspended

Well at least we didn't lose, so that's something!

If it was a competition I bet you won though?

Go to an away match they said. It will be fun they said. #swfc

10/10 punny reporting here 👏

Haha, i'd have to knock on all their doors to find out - no idea who is who here!

Nothing is as confusing as going to another part of the UK and trying to work out what their bin system is.

Spotify Wrapped reckons my listening age is 21, so it is now promoted to being my favourite app for sheer flattery.

The third thing: trains that terminate unexpectedly, so you have to get another (slower) train to continue your journey.

To add to the list: on board announcements which are so quiet they cannot be heard and might as well not be announced at all

Trains are a good idea in theory but in practice, they are the maddest system ever. How can a train be running on time and then suddenly cancelled five minutes before it was due to arrive?

Sitting down at my desk quietly humming "after all there's only three more weeks* till Christmas"

*working weeks for me!

All hail Bob Mortimer and his absolute glee at winding up Paul Whitehouse because he caught a salmon!

I have three #FPL strikers in my team this week.

One scored two goals and three bonus point.

One scored a goal and got a bonus point.

One blanked.

Guess which one I triple captained?

Sheffield wednesday about to take (and miss) a penalty

Well that was a disappointing match. Sometimes it's the hope that kills you. #swfc

If you want to know which players are cursed in #FPL now, I've brought in Henderson and Thiago.

Last week I cursed VVD and Szoboszlai.

Guaranteed fails, every week.

Currently wandering off to a side project and thinking about shiny new things to do

I'm going on Saturday too. Last couple of matches against Oxford and Norwich the proper atmosphere has been back and it feels like home again. Like you say, the results are less important at the moment, we just need to back the admin, management and the lads on the pitch

I had a deadline today which meant I had to focus and get some stuff done and now the deadline has shifted and so has my focus!

Or people associate stocks with very long-term, locked-in funds like pensions where there is more time to manage the risks involved.

People don't want to take risks with their savings, especially considering the recent Truss / Kwateng car crash of a budget.

A silver acrobatic aerial dancer in four spotlights

Hans Zimmer Live was incredible - one of the best musical experiences I think I'll ever see!

Looks like the international break has done your team the world of good! Amazing first half for you

Wicked: For good booklet

Should probably try and say something interesting or cool about the film but I actually don't have the words after that. Epic, epic, epic.

a woman in a pink dress is standing next to a witch in a black hat . ALT: a woman in a pink dress is standing next to a witch in a black hat .

Two hours until Wicked: For Good and the excitement is mounting!

Well this is a dramatic start to the Ashes. Thought England were finished after that innings but they've come back fighting!

Walking round with my big coat on but unzipped to feel like a proper Northerner.