Mama Probllama

No fucking WAY!?? If those are ghost powers I've been duped. I no longer crave the eternal sleep, I want in. *takeallmymoney.gif*

What in the eldritch horror??

The gif is of Steven Carell rubbing his brow, btw. Feels very apt right now.

Wait, I should probably alt-text gifs too, right? Fuuuck

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And then does it again with brother bear

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Sorry for the repost, but I forgot the alt-text the first time

Photo of a tortoiseshell Cornish Rex cat looking slightly peeved

Who disturbs my slumber?
#cornishrex
#catsofbluesky

I'm depressed, so I couldn't think of a single thing, but I'll be stealing all of the suggestions you got ❤️

Seriously makes me contemplate getting the console.

LOL:ade (dvs fnissade inombords) åt "Leif Hacks", men det här fick mig att yttra riktiga ljud i verkliga livet!!

That sounds like torture. Are you ok? Blink twice if you're being held against your will!!

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Maybe some...SKULLduggery?

Infelinity

#art

Photo of a tortoiseshell Cornish Rex cat on a grey fussy electric heating blaket with her paws tucked under her, loaf-style. In the background there's another redpoint cat lying on his side.

Photo of a rotund redpoint Cornish Rex cat lying on his side on a fuzzy grey blanket. He's got his front paws curled up like a bunny and his pupils are blown out.

I guess you could say the electric blanket is the latest hot spot in this household, BA DUM TSS!!
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I'll see myself out 🫡
#cornishrex
#catsofbluesky

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Twitter-to-x levels of logic must have gone into this

YES, this is info concerning future me and future me alone. Where is gdpr when you need it??

Talk about business in the front, party in the back!

The break up is going to be delicious

Naaw, som att dom smyger på ens ex sociala 🥹 Lider för dig som måste vara kvar där, btw

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WHAT was his pr team thinking

A chunky red point Cornish Rex cat looking very empty headed

No thoughts, head empty
#cornishrex
#catsofbluesky

Oofta. Doofta.

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Eddie is me

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She's looking out for our girlie

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Oh no grl

My brain is broken, cause I'm still trying to tap the twitter icon for doom scrolling, even though I deleted the app weeks ago

Girl, sometimes the only way to survive the present is to fuck over the future 🤷‍♀️

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If there ever is someone who'll seduce me away from playing vanilla...