A Tiberian Pun

Fuck. Forgot to take my meds at the right time so now it's dissociative potato brain for the rest of the day...

"The Enlightened Centrist" I'm not left or right I'm a secret third thing (right) You see it's all about striking a balance Between criticizing the left and defending the right I respect all political viewpoints It's just a coincidence I only happen to show support for the right wing ones I'm above all that partisan fighting Basically I found a way to feel superior to both sides without taking any principled positions Both sides are equally bad I think antifascism is the same as fascism and should be treated exactly the same, which says a lot about what I really believe if you think about it I STAND FOR ABSOLUTELY NOTHING LMAO

Who the fuck is David Harbour?

All of them :(

Pixel art of Pikachu holding a pistol.

It's dangerous to go alone, take this

I doubt Zack is particularly bothered at such an insult coming from the epitome of a bulldog chewing a wasp.

A smiling Marie Kondo, say on a couch. Caption text reads "Bitch, my joy is sparked."

Jonathan Frakes looking suave. The text reads: "It's a total fabrication." "Pure fiction" "Not a chance" "Wrong." "No." "No way." "It never happened"

A cow stands, twisted into a U shape. Nestled in the curve of its back is a naked man, a look of joy on his face.

Women don't like the vehicle

Kirby, say at a desk with a name card that reads "Expert". They are speaking into a red telephone, they say "No."

Lol good luck with that.

I'd definitely recommend fedora silverblue for anyone that wants a rock solid system.

A tweet by @peterokii: "oh poor baby, do you need the robot to make you pictures? Yeah? Do you need the bo-bot to write you essay too? Yeah??? You can't do it?? You're a moron?? Do you need chat got to fuck your wife??"

Marie Kondo sat on a couch, smiling. Text reads "Bitch, my joy is sparked."

?????? ? Seriously though, the fuck did I just read?

Balut
Graveyard for Fireflies (too sad)
St Anger

Tis the season...

"it's Luigi time!"

Every day is Halloween if you're brave enough.

Unless you nationalise the rolling stock this is all just performative nonsense.

Smeagol Miller

Never thought I'd see someone more divorced than Graham Linehan

CRINGE WIZARD: A TTRPG Isekai Light Novel A light novel about a guy forced to live through the terrible TTRPG campaign he ran when he was a teenager.

One week left, 93%, at most 21 backers needed. Any gamers out there want to Read

WHOMST THE FUCK COULD POSSIBLY HAVE FORESEEN...

If it's a 5e hack I'm going to be so disappointed.

"you're like a wizard of terrible fucking ideas" - @effinbirds

It costs $0.00 to not be like this

Beginning to think the labour party has developed a humiliation kink...