Jordan

Cooking stream @ 12 see you there

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THIS is your line?!

Valid Boomer Crashout

Just give me the normal version

Nice try Chris Christie

Nice try 🙄

*shudder*

He gotta let that sh*t go 😭

If I were a dem politician looking to betray some donors, I'd at the very least betray the corporate ones first.

Just sayin'

"The woke M&Ms have returned. The green M&M got her boots back but apparently is now a lesbian maybe? And there's also a plus-sized, obese, purple M&M. So we're gonna cover that...of course...because that's what we do."

Do you ever get the feeling that Earth gravity is...a bit much? Tripping and falling should not be as big of a deal as it is.

Check out these peaceful protesters on the day of love!

Ketamine is a hell of a drug.

Clapper? More like Crapper, am I right?

Marc Andreessen Seems to Think Hillary Clinton Was Actually President The New York Times made a sneaky edit to its own transcript to make Andreessen sound more coherent.

again, i think the real news story here is that one of the president's close allies appears to suffer from paranoid delusions gizmodo.com/marc-andrees...

i am watching clips from the hegseth hearings and it is a goddamn insult
to this country that this chucklefuck was even nominated

I've been trying to understand why I feel the particular flavor of distressed that I do right now. I think it's because we can no longer discuss the lessons we should be learning from any kind of disaster without the worst chucklefucks coming out of the woodwork to wreck everything.

every single one of these guys is an incel loser who thought that being rich would make them popular and well-liked and when it didn't happen they lost their minds even further

i don’t understand how, psychologically, a person gets to a place where they interpret sign language as some kind of attack or imposition on their life. like, what the fuck is wrong with you?

Have been on Bluesky quite a bit the last two days (for info & resources) & it’s not social media that’s broken. I think it’s us that’s broken now. I’ll post about places ppl can donate because LA is in bad shape & my replies are full of “ummmm sounds like somebody’s never heard of Pompeii.”

I know the entire timeline is about the California fires, but they are incredibly bad right now. My gf’s sister found out her entire neighborhood, including where she lives, burned to the ground. She saved her dog but her cat escaped in the chaos, and everything else is gone, she has nothing left.

i’m kind of amazed at how this is just the crudest, most obvious n****rbaiting you can imagine. “the people you don’t like, yeah, they are responsible for everything bad.” and it works!

"Will pay any amount"
How about your taxes? Pay those.

are any of the “we support trump because he will keep us out of the wars” people talking about these plans to seize territory by force?

Meta try not to ruin their company more than they already have challenge (it’s impossible)

I think Mark Zuckerberg might be a kinda uncool dude…

What’s everyone wearing tomorrow?

I legitimately get about 5 porn bot followers per day here, more than any other platform.

I'm gonna share this cartoon again simply because Jeff Bezos' Washington Post tried to censor it.