Trying to figure out WITCH #Halloween joke I should make.
I want it to have a strong impactโsomething I can SKELETON (scale-a-ton).
Something that will get my siblings excited to laugh, something that will PUMP-KIN.
Ideally a joke that's free. I don't want it to COSTUME-uch money.
#jokesters
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I'm honored! ๐
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I'll give it a try on my next post! Thank you ๐
30.10.2025 17:13 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
What's a pirate's favorite discount?
3.14%
They love Pi Rates
#jokesters #puns
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I write my jokes with an open window
It's the best way to draft
#puns #writingcommunity
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SPED teacher by day, secret writer on the sly.
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Chemist by day, fantasy writer by night. My past includes stints as a legal secretary, martial arts instructor, and rock'n'roll clarinettist.
Over 50 publications to date, but they're all in science journals.
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Living with dysautonomia, chronic fatigue, and 3rd degree heart block.
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