The Lambeth Walker

Oh, then I also forcibly made them eat Tofu

Funnily enough I did. I insisted they call me 'Your Majesty'. Then they all licked my boots..

Im going to agree with the Winter Fuel thing. As do my parents.

Just been out drinking around London. Only got stabbed 3 times, all by maurauding brown illegals. Or something. Anyway, back home safely. Stay safe, Londoners x

Or, the other answer could be, they wouldn't set foot here.

Still haven't seen a flag flying around here. I'm beginning to think south London is a bit unpatriotic.

Can any fellow Londoners shed any light on where these so-called 'no go zones' are? I want to start organising a pub crawl.

Just watched a film called One Life from 2023 about a remarkable human being called Nicholas Winton.

Can we all just agree that Trump is an absolute cunt?

Went to London Bridge today. Then Bermondsey, then Deptford, followed by Streatham. I've been stabbed 5 times and mugged 12 times. Somehow I'm still alive. Thoughts with everyone in the capital city tonight. It's carnage. Stay safe x

#London

Can I send you a tenner?

Superb. Thanks for posting these.

Magnificent painting

Turner v Constable exhibition at Tate Britain. Sensational exhibition. Turner wins hands down, of course.

It's nice to interact with people across the Atlantic who know that the USA has lost its mind. We're all with you in Europe.

Thank you, Bluesky friends. I'm so glad I left the Twitter cesspit a year ago.

That's so beautifully put. Thank you.

Trumpists don't like London. There's a reason for that.

An open offer. I'll take any visitor to my home city (London) around for a day and show you around all the so-called 'no-go' zones. We'll both have the best day. Greatest city on the planet.

#London

It's almost as if everything I read about my city is complete bollocks. But that can't be true, right?

Just popping in to say hi to all my friends and followers. I've been out and about in London, my wonderful home city. Haven't been stabbed, shot, or forced to convert to Sharia law. Incredible, really. Perhaps I'm just lucky. I'm going to stay here and carry on taking my chances. Much love ❤️

What a complete and utter disgrace Trump is to the office of the United States. Absolutely embarrassing. Shameful.

*WARNING*

If you receive a link saying "Michael Buble Singing Christmas Songs" DO NOT open it. It's Michael Buble singing Christmas songs.

Another brilliant weekend in my city. Didn't even need a stab vest. Ventured all around, which I do all the time, and it's all same as it ever was. London is rocking. The Tommy Robinson fascists don't like hearing this, though.

#London

How nice to dip my toe back in here every now and then and not find it full of racists and agitators from the Russian troll farm. Bravo to whoever looks after this platform. Hope everyone is doing good 👍

Do you know what? You're right. I should wear this as a badge of honour 👍

I was at Wembley for Oasis in August ffs 😔😆

My estimated listening age has come through on Spotify 2025 😕

Thanks for all the birthday messages Put on a stab vest this morning and ventured out for a birthday celebration into Khan's lawless London, daring to go into Covent Garden and somehow getting out alive, dodging the maurauding knife-wielding Islamists taking over the country. HOW AM I STILL ALIVE?

At least this government has removed that disgusting 2 child benefit cap. With it, my family would have been destitute. I like to think the 8 of us kids turned out OK and have more than paid the nation back several times over.