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They/them, 30s πŸ”ž AO3, mods, zines πŸ”— https://witchertits.carrd.co/ Header by @arcanebullshit.bsky.social

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being normal and regular

08.11.2025 18:03 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

β€œLargely” is doing a lot of heavy lifting here

07.11.2025 15:11 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

He’s already grown so much!!!

02.11.2025 22:11 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Behold! My son! @slothbless.bsky.social and I birthed him ourselves.

26.10.2025 01:37 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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#TheWitcher #thewitcher3

21.10.2025 20:32 β€” πŸ‘ 20    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I miss Spring and Dandelions

19.10.2025 14:00 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Dandy

Dandy

"This is not a real animal this a bit of dryer lint that gained sentience due to a child's wish"- My friend

18.10.2025 09:26 β€” πŸ‘ 26    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Our hotel has a loose floor tile

01.10.2025 20:25 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Someone came into work today with a witcher tattoo and I was normal about it and didn’t tell them I write transgender witcher yaoi.

26.09.2025 00:16 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Wym people don’t say this on the first date……

16.09.2025 03:22 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I’m on my way

14.09.2025 22:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Kyle, a white cosplayer, dressed as Jaskier from Netflix's The Witcher season one in the teal doublet. He's laying on his stomach in a field of buttercups, raised up on his arm and one hand perched under his cheek. There's a plucked buttercup tucked behind his ear, and he stares tenderly at the camera. The lighting is soft with refractals to extend the blur of yellow buttercups to the edges.

Kyle, a white cosplayer, dressed as Jaskier from Netflix's The Witcher season one in the teal doublet. He's laying on his stomach in a field of buttercups, raised up on his arm and one hand perched under his cheek. There's a plucked buttercup tucked behind his ear, and he stares tenderly at the camera. The lighting is soft with refractals to extend the blur of yellow buttercups to the edges.

"The first draft of my story was not the best edition..."

✨ A dreamy picture from my dream shoot for Jaskier to celebrate my birthday, thank you for shooting with me @bombeii.bsky.social πŸ’›

#Cosplay #TheWitcher #TheWitcherCosplay

03.06.2025 22:25 β€” πŸ‘ 44    πŸ” 16    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

My elementary school literally took us to the city dump and we had a picnic there for some reason???

14.09.2025 03:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Very important post from work today: www.tumblr.com/witchertits/...

12.09.2025 16:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Did you know? It might take a while, but you can drive all the way to the ocean.

01.09.2025 15:41 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Covering all my bases

29.08.2025 04:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Pippin time 😎

21.08.2025 13:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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water πŸ’§πŸ’§πŸ’§ my favourite page from my recent zine, the book of elemental humors

you can find the rest of it on itch still >>> dreadelion.itch.io/elemental-hu...

01.08.2025 20:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1935    πŸ” 643    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 1
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29.07.2025 22:22 β€” πŸ‘ 7125    πŸ” 3108    πŸ’¬ 14    πŸ“Œ 25
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Me with my cat’s new laser pointer πŸ”¦

30.07.2025 03:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Remember, pornographers have always been on our side. Brave, ready to fight for our rights. Smut is our friend.

Remember, pornographers have always been on our side. Brave, ready to fight for our rights. Smut is our friend.

I FEEL THE NEED TO TAP THE JOHN WATERS SIGN REALLY HARD LATELY.

02.06.2025 15:07 β€” πŸ‘ 8935    πŸ” 4265    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 27

They just want to see our love fail πŸ˜”

24.07.2025 18:55 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Every time my partner orders food & asks about his allergies, I have to tell the staff to check my portion too, because make no mistake, we fuck.

20.07.2025 14:46 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

So many male characters would suddenly become normal if they just knew about femdom and asked a woman to use them as furniture.

10.07.2025 15:04 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

We’re scrambling to collect records of all the departments they’re cutting, it is ROUGH.

08.07.2025 17:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The person at the donut shop complimented my "Death To Fascism" shirt and then immediately asked if Holly and I had a good Pride. πŸ˜‚ Bless, they clocked us instantaneously.

05.07.2025 13:47 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Fox Mulder from X-Files saying β€œHey, you got to stay alive if you want to stick it to the government”

Fox Mulder from X-Files saying β€œHey, you got to stay alive if you want to stick it to the government”

β€œIf you die, you let them off the hook.”

β€œIf you die, you let them off the hook.”

Needed this reminder today.

03.07.2025 22:01 β€” πŸ‘ 24768    πŸ” 9434    πŸ’¬ 130    πŸ“Œ 173
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πŸ™‚

28.06.2025 14:15 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Good luck! Sending you love!!

24.06.2025 16:45 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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