bennett is soooo jacked

mind you i can scroll up and see that he said “so that is realy stupid” . didn’t even spell really correctly ! i can see it ?!!?

do you guys think that on those one year long cruises STDs run amok on the ship or do you think they have STD testing on the ship and it’s not an issue or like what’s the theory here

me: we should do A and B

him: that’s really stupid

also him: we should do B and also A

me: so why did you say my initial message was stupid ? am i missing something ?

him: i didn’t say that

i’m so sick of this job i so so am

put them grippers away you harlot

its 6am and i am wiiiide awake

my hair looks so fucking crazy rn but i can’t be bothered to fix it

still not home yet somehow

i hate that i get ill on long flights it is really not epic at all

did you guys know that the movie little miss sunshine is really good like why didn’t i know it’s really good

after two weeks in china, and some time to reflect, i have read five books and decided i, unequivocally, hate my job and need a new one. this, audience, you already knew but it’s finally penetrating my thick skull i think !!

noooooo what !!!!!!

🩷🌸🩷

post them king i’m not afraid

so true king

heck yea brother

the tub literally has a TV installed across from it do they want me to never leave ????

i made it to big tub in hong kong hotel it’s big tub in hong kong hotel time

hong kong now ,,, so close to being done with travel for the day

in taiwan briefly and then, thankfully, we will be in hong kong for the night

have a mentioned that i hate my job lately ? bc i still do

darin has gotten me into the delta lounge, i had some free cheese and some chocolate mousse, my spirits are rising

done with being mortal, starting on pageboy, two more flights to get to hong kong

my bank is so frustrating why did i have to fiddle with my bank card settings twice to be able to get currency at the airport like babe just let me do what i need to do 😭

my bag got pulled into secondary screening bc they didn’t like my peep plushie i got from
michael’s and they swabbed my baby for drugs right in front of me

really hoping me moving my seats around pays off and i have a row to myself on the way to taipei 🤞

me when i’m at the airport against my will

they should make a guitar hero that gives you money when you do good

i am going to bring a bunch of books with me to china and i hope i come back with them all read 🙏