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I am the spit that that hides in your dog whistle. I am the forensic evidence that sticks to your jackboot. I am… Snarkwing Duck! DISCLAIMER: Everything said here is satire. Comedy is legal now. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

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Bruh, I would LOVE to play Nazi Zombies. πŸ˜‚ I LOVE trolling MAGA on CoD, and they HATE me, because they can’t handle the skill paired with the mouth. lol

11.10.2025 01:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The refinery fire, and now an explosion? I really hope this isn't Russian hybrid warfare we're starting to see on American soil.

Does anyone think this administration would be honest about it?

10.10.2025 18:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The costs are much higher than anyone realizes. In terms of fuel consumption and environmental impact? We might as well put a gun to Earth’s head.

10.10.2025 09:31 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Society, in general, needs to contract and return to local economies.

For example, Japan’s zoning laws allow for much more convenient living. You can have countless shopping options within a short walking distance.

10.10.2025 09:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The US should play the Russian game and flood Russian social media with posts on how to make your own highly volatile gasoline.

10.10.2025 09:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

What kind of doomsday prepper thinks moving to Montana is a bright idea?

Mind you, this particular prepper is from western Canada.

Anyone else see the lack of intelligence here?

10.10.2025 09:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh, absolutely. They only learned the hard way that they need to keep their crimes a little quieter.

10.10.2025 06:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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With all the talk of Portland and Chicago, I haven’t heard much mention of Memphis. So, I asked AI what it thought about Musk’s data centers in relation to this deployment.

10.10.2025 05:43 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Are they going to pay for our healthcare?

10.10.2025 04:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Before that, steel and railroad. I can’t see a world without those, but we did not need the Model T.

10.10.2025 04:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Well, most of it came about thanks to the oil barons. We were our way to an electric car future, then the oil came. Then the Henry Fords.

10.10.2025 04:48 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Owned by oil.

10.10.2025 02:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Parking lot full of truck nuts and idiots.

10.10.2025 02:52 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Crooks, murderers, rapists, pedophiles, terrorists and insurrectionists all projecting their own crimes onto their enemies, just as their mentor Goebbels told them to.

This is American conservatism.

10.10.2025 02:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I wondered where my left nut went.

10.10.2025 02:38 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Clacton? Sounds like the kind of place where my balls might live.

10.10.2025 02:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Kind of odd to label antifa the enemy when the only thing they stand against are fascists and Nazis.

If tens of thousands of people say they are antifa, and you’re the one they’re mad at… You've made some mistakes. You’re not the good guy.

10.10.2025 01:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

From what I hear, Elon doesn’t exactly bring big dick energy either. Maybe she has a limp dick fetish. Who knows?

09.10.2025 23:49 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Don’t forget, they were so peaceful in their tour of the capitol, Josh had to run away from them like a little bitch.

09.10.2025 23:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

They have universal healthcare. Why do we need to put our troops in harms way?

09.10.2025 23:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Lee Greenwood? This is the ONLY answer this weirdo could come up with?

I wonder what he listens to at home. Jim Nabors? 🀣

09.10.2025 23:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Statistically speaking, some of them are going to be MAGA cultists.

09.10.2025 23:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If small dick energy could be enriched to weapons-grade, Stephen Miller could end all life on earth by sapping everyone of their will to breed.

09.10.2025 23:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

All the small dick energy. If his small dick energy could be enriched to weapons-grade, Miller could end all life on earth by sapping everyone of their will to breed.

09.10.2025 23:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Fascists weren’t cool then, either.

…and Trump would call him a terrorist. A traitor. A low IQ comedian with low ratings.

09.10.2025 22:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Well, no. Hitler didn’t call the cops for the Beer Hall Putsch either.

09.10.2025 08:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I just assumed it was the aftermath of sitting in the middle of the Nazi circle-jerk.

09.10.2025 07:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That’s who she reminded me of! I couldn’t remember the name.

I could see Pam torturing camp prisoners.

09.10.2025 07:55 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh, she’s moved far beyond licking boots. She’s now sucking on Satan’s asshole.

09.10.2025 07:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You’re missing a few.

09.10.2025 07:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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