Tim Butler

Sorry - I wasn't trying to be a dick, it just made me laugh :-)

They do not make enough tripe sized magazines anymore

First they came for the three armed people and I did not speak out ...

Mansfield Woodhouse - but we haven't had a tourist yet so this is still untested

Thoughts and prayers

It's the classic Distracted Boyfriend, only all three participants are wearing vaguely classical robes, the woman in the red dress's hairdo is a full head of angry snakes, and the distracted boyfriend has been turned to stone.

Good morning! Here is a meme (ganked from somewhere it was retooted on Mastodon, original source lost in the mists of time)

What's TayTay?

Finally! Some good fucking news.

More Finnemore!

Archive link to the article
archive.ph/SHIkA

A brown and white bulldog is peeping around a cairn on Brean Down in Somerset, England

Dog's dilemma. How to hide behind this cairn while also keeping me in view just in case of surprise chicken. #oldetymebulldogge #bulldog #brean

They just do it for show, bloody spaniards

Outdoor view of a prime aged human male, naked from the knees down, an omelette, an expresso and a dog

One for the Dads

Are you talking about Hay-on-Wye? That's not just drinking, that's cider drinking.

you'll never be rid of him

Sam Altman tweet: this was a real labor of love from @gabeeegoooh. congrats gabe; excellent work! here is what we generated during the livestream: Image generated is a piss poor looking anime drawing where one of the guys has three fingers and a thumb on his hand

A hand with only three fingers and a thumb

It is so funny that even when posting what should be a triumphant moment about a launch of some new image generator Sam Altman can't even post an image where the guy has the correct number of fingers

This is class

Images of the meme artist Drake alongside photos on my dog Dottie in similar poses to reflect her opinion on being rubbed on the tum versus stopping said rubbing on the tum

Campaigning to update the Drake meme format with photos of my dog

White and tan bulldog trying to encite pity with her sad puppy eyes

Any other olde English bulldogge owners on here?
Is there *anything* you can do about the farts?
#dog #bulldog #oldeenglishbulldogge #rescuedog #dogfarts

A smooshy faced bulldog sleeping on the sofa with her face pressed someone's leg

Sunday morning

Yes! That's a cracker, especially when they find the first rotten and you don't know WTF is going on

There are people who *don't* fancy Natasha Lyonne?
How?

Fuck! Now I *really* want to see it!
The last film I remember having that effect was Hard to Be a God which is utterly disgusting (and I love it)

I've heard a few people making a similar recommendation - I really want to see it

They've got it just right - I absolutely love it

Giving Broken Veil a go - just started the second episode and it's so far up my alley it's practically my neighbour @gralefrit.bsky.social

An image of a bulldog reclining on a sofa. Her face is smooshed into a cushion and she has one eye open requesting that you sit back down so she can go back to sleep.

Smoosh.

Can you please refer to "GB News" by its full title of "KGB News"? Some of us need a reminder of where those talking points are coming from, thanks.

Just seen Farage and Truss (grifting over in the US) described as "the Slug and Lettuce".