Nile Seguin - Optimist Prime

“And when I am rich I will stop hating rich people and start hating poor people. It’s the American way.” - Rebecca Howe, Cheers 1990. Huh. Kinda nailed it.

The latest episode of Total Nileation, featuring the always fun 25 Seconds of Good News is out now. Link in bio!

The latest episode of Total Nileation is out now featuring a fun mental exercise I like to do called "perspective." Link in bio!

The latest episode of Total Nileation, the podcast that gives you the good news you should be getting but aren't is out now! Link in bio.

Episode 28 of Comedians in Dungeons Getting Dragons is out now. In this episode the Top Guns gear up for a quest but first, they try to make it down a street.

Episode 28 of Comedians in Dungeons Getting Dragons is out now. In this episode the Top Guns gear up for a quest but first, they try to make it down a street.

Wait, can the entire world dump US Treasury Bonds? Or should we?? @mmmegan.bsky.social breaks it down to Luke, @nileseguin.bsky.social , and @clareblackwood.bsky.social.

Paddington in Godzilla Minus One (2023)

I Photoshop Paddington into a movie, TV show, or pop culture until I forget: Day 1765

In this episode the Top Guns regroup from their vicious battle, Duke discovers his Mind Bar and Nile learns to never put a clue in peoples' notes.

YouTube video by The Beaverton Here's How We'll Prove Trump's Dementia - The Beaverton #trump #venezuela #dementia

President Trump is sundowning and falling asleep on camera, but when will everyone finally acknowledge it? Luke, Ian, @nileseguin.bsky.social and @clareblackwood.bsky.social have a serious talk about putting grandpa into a home.

All it takes is one bad gig.

Episode 26 is out now! A little late night home invasion story to cap off your 2025.

Rick Carlisle is a great coach but he looks like he gets divorced every day.

Episode 25 of Comedians in Dungeons Getting Dragons is out now! In this episode, the Top Guns chat with an old buddy of Duke's, return something they borrowed and Grey has a mysterious and somewhat confusing encounter.

Carney's Liberals Fumble Anti-Hate Bill?

Luke, @mmmegan.bsky.social, @nileseguin.bsky.social, and @clareblackwood.bsky.social have some real talk for Carney.

The right-wing takeover of film & tv continues. With @clareblackwood.bsky.social @nileseguin.bsky.social and @mmmegan.bsky.social

"Pete Hegseth Is The New John Wick", Says Pete Hegseth!

The U.S. Secretary of War (Crimes) is in hot water for playing John Wick with the military. Luke, Ian, @clareblackwood.bsky.social , and @nileseguin.bsky.social double tap to make sure he's down.

Episode 24 of Comedians in Dungeons Getting Dragons is out now! In this episode the Top Guns, with the guidance of the lovely Dr. DeGrey, try to get the skull of Brathiel Wildbane and to absolutely no one's surprise, it gets pretty weird.

Hi. I'm launching a wee lil' Patreon for my political comedy content tomorrow. I'd love for you to keep an eye out for it.

I was gonna make a bigger speech than this, but it felt weird, so I'll keep it as simple as that! See you tomorrow! ❤️

Anyone else think we should rest Ingram in the second half? Really concerned about his workload lately.

Yeah that and our injury luck looks like it’s starting to run out. Still though, no matter what happens no way it’s going to be as dire as what every American outlet was predicting.

Thanks! 🙏🏾

Paddington in American Psycho (2000)

I Photoshop Paddington into a movie, TV show, or pop culture until I forget: Day 1721

100% To be fair I did NOT see this coming but the whole “what is Toronto doing?” segment that every American podcast has had since 2021 is so tired.

YouTube video by CBC News A made-up quote from the Beaverton made it into Time magazine | Hanomansing Tonight

The Beaverton speaks with CBC News about how Time Magazine mistook a fake quote for real facts!

You know what’s a fun thing to do right now? Listening to pre-season podcasts that just dumped on the Raptors and their chances this season. So delicious. If anyone cares they’re already halfway to their projected wins. Chapeau, Zach Lowe and John Hollinger.

Luke, @clareblackwood.bsky.social @mmmegan.bsky.social and @nileseguin.bsky.social trade theories on why this Hamilton bus driver had cops waiting for him.