@alphawoof.bsky.social
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Went camping! Central WA is wild.
06.08.2025 05:48 โ ๐ 11 ๐ 2 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 01 year work anniversary ๐ดโโ ๏ธ
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Found this dog at work
I want to take him home
I think itโs super funny being honked at (aggressively tbh) for biking on a certain road in Seattle, and literally cursed at for biking on the sidewalk next to the same street.
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goombella from paper mario the thousand year door, book in "hand" tattling on your ass
"I asked chatGPT" "I asked Grok"
yeah well i asked goombella and her tattle log says you're a bitch
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26.07.2025 06:40 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0I love Cholula so much but why did I put like 150mL on my dinner ๐ฅฒ
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03.07.2025 06:16 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Chinese sneps ๐
02.07.2025 21:52 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0On Friday Iโll be hopping on over half a dozen planes to literally fly around the world ๐
04.06.2025 06:26 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0My coworkers (and some other folks whoโve left this team) and I are getting blitzed tomorrow night. Not sure when/where yet.
04.06.2025 05:52 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0One more day having to go to Bellevue and then โจnever againโจ
04.06.2025 01:24 โ ๐ 4 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 03 days (2 nights) with too much snow at ~6.4k feet ๐ญ
29.05.2025 05:39 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Touched grass last weekend!
29.05.2025 05:38 โ ๐ 24 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 3 ๐ 0A secret quest to fix my ass ๐
25.04.2025 08:14 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Help!
25.04.2025 02:01 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 3 ๐ 0
I love Asia
20.04.2025 09:27 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
The rats are back
26.03.2025 02:18 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Had a weird case of insomnia so I only got 3 hours of sleep. Still hauled my ass to the office (cuz I donโt have sick time) and gave a presentation to my skip which went just fine, but felt like death all day. ๐
17.03.2025 23:18 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Throwback to this iconic image.
14.03.2025 05:09 โ ๐ 4 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
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09.03.2025 00:03 โ ๐ 21 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
I canโt handle cons anymore
08.03.2025 22:02 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Donโt you ever feel like youโre having a good day and then suddenly think of sneps
08.03.2025 06:12 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 0
20 person KBBQ!
08.03.2025 06:05 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Arrived in Vancouver for the furry conventionโข
Working from funny YVR office rn then will be a canine later
Wolf birthday in Taiwan
03.03.2025 00:41 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
The craziest thing to me is drinking 2L of Diet Coke gives you 276mg of caffeine which is nearly bang energy drink.
02.03.2025 18:05 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Wtf the building is so messed up! The whole thingsโs made out of bricks.
24.02.2025 05:10 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 0
Forever staring at you
20.02.2025 05:03 โ ๐ 16 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0The cheese foam is a banger
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