Zig Zag Wanderer

What’s he’s averaged in a minute is higher than the median annual income for one-person households in most states

Stranger Than Paradise

Re-Animator poster

If you're thinking about Washington Post, "well, to hell with them, they did it to themselves," then count yourself on the side of management. Because, no, labor didn't do this to themselves, didn't grind the paper down, yank it right, & rip out its spine. That's capital. Now we'll all suffer.

Rare misstep by Temu Goebbels

I imagine many teens/young adults in early ‘76 were disillusioned when seeing Bowie on stage as the TWD instead of a more familiar earlier 70s incarnation of his glam persona, but I’d sure like to time travel back to see that tour

Jeez, what might one find on Yglesias’ hard drive I wonder

In the past week we've learned ICE has secured property to build human warehouses in Merrimack, NH and Williamsport, MD. Just some facts I think bear repeating.

Not sure I understand what happened to Walter Kirn’s brain

“Doctor”

“Mr. President, sir, all due respect, go fuck yourself”

They’re “attacking healthy heterosexuality”, look here is a still of Kevin Spacey from American Beauty

Donnie Darko

*We* should pull *our* TSA agents out of *their* airports
- Mush-brained senator (R)

There’s going to be some epic smashing of bud light cans

Seems like a kitchen table issue to me

Oh man this is some high quality Chotiner-ing

I’m sure they’re wallowing in deep self-reflection

Things are happening

Venn diagram of had friendly email correspondence with Jeffrey Epstein and argued that wokeness is a dire threat to civilization that must be stopped before it finishes destroying freedom.

An FBI director can freely lie under oath now

Free Britney to cut a new album of mega-selling bangers, the resort vacays will pay for themselves

Shout out to all the folks just learning that Bill Gates is a scumbag like the vast majority of billionaires

We can honor Catherine O'Hara through buying, renting, and streaming her filmography over the next few days, so that the revenue is more than the box office receipts for "Melania" on opening weeken--oh, excuse me...

[puts finger to ear]

...okay, yes, I'm being told that's already happened.

Hiring roadies for our world tour, must have a minimum of 3 singles that hit the billboard top 100

“What the ever loving fuck” - something I say every morning

To game this out…would such a decision by SCOTUS result in some states actually being able to nullify legally recognized marriages? I imagine utter chaos would ensue regardless

To all who rent their homes or want to buy a home, go fuck yourselves
- POTUS

If restaurant owners agree to serve ICE meals, the least they can do is add certain special ingredients to the dishes

Be better