Dan Fejes

A woodpecker with a red spot on its head is perched on the side of a palm tree, seemingly having just disturbed the sleep of a camouflaged owl, which is peeking out with wide eyes and an annoyed expression. The scene is set against a backdrop of tropical foliage, and a caption reads, 'IT IS THE DAYTIME, HECTOR. THE DAY. WHEN I SLEEP. WHAT THE FUCK.'"

this killed me

I can’t believe I went and got 2 whole degrees and a professional license to work as a healthcare provider, in addition to being an experienced dominatrix, and I’m making less than when I was a college drop-out first starting as a dominatrix in 2011. And my rent is nearly 3x more

Oh it’s more than that

The quickest and easiest inoculation against getting scammed is..accepting that you could definitely fall for it and need to be vigilant. You may still get scammed, but at least you won't be shamefaced about it!

Judge Orders Kilmar Abrego Garcia Be Removed From ICE Custody Immediately The judge overseeing the case said Abrego Garcia was held at a notorious El Salvador prison without "lawful authority."

Saying Trump admin officials "misled" the court and removed him without lawful authority, Judge Xinis demanded Kilmar Abrego Garcia's release immediately.

(Govt ordered to notify him no later than 5pm ET today of his exact time and location for release.)

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Confessing in front of the whole world.

When I heard that Disney did a deal with openAI my first thought was “goofy is going to suck so much dick”

As someone who knew what she wanted to do since the age of 8, who trained for it single-mindedly all through college, did and thought of nothing else, and who then absolutely blue-screened in her 30s when it all went to shit, I would have LOVED to have been forced to study more stuff.

Unfortunately I did not pay for Premium Grandma w/out Ads and had to settle for free Grandma, and she starts every conversation telling me it would be cool if I got a job with ICE.

Between Medicaid cuts and physician burnout we are heading towards a collapse of primary care in the U.S., along with a mass exodus from public health and science.

And I don't blame doctors. They didn't get into medicine to spend their hours refuting crackpot Facebook theories.

King Gizzard & The Lizard Wizard Respond To AI Spotify Impersonator Not long after they released their latest album Phantom Island back in June, King Gizzard & The Lizard Wizard announced they were taking their massive catalog off of Spotify — one of many such cases t...

King Gizzard & The Lizard Wizard Respond To AI Spotify Impersonator

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If you are confused about how the Google data center could already be operational well join the fucking club and do make sure to attend the city's informational meeting about Google's plans for the people of Fort Wayne that is so helpfully being held tomorrow

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Feels rote to say “this is just Meta doing to more people what they always did to sex workers…” but it could not be more obvious, especially when they justify removing sexual and reproductive health information for violating their own “human trafficking” policy

Not exaggerating even a little bit when I say it’s been at least fifteen years since sex workers and drag performers and sex educators first sounded the alarm on social media platform censorship

Sometimes I think white peoples obsession with rewhitening media is a form of self-soothing, like sucking your thumb. if all the lantern jawed manly white men and submissive blonde thin women return, things will be okay again and the world won’t be so scary again.
Sometimes it’s just racism.

Meta shuts down global accounts linked to abortion advice and queer content More than 50 organisations report sites being restricted or removed, with abortion hotlines blocked and posts showing non-explicit nudity triggering warnings

"The takedowns and restrictions began in October and targeted the Facebook, Instagram and WhatsApp accounts of more than 50 organisations worldwide ... in what appears to be a growing push by Meta to limit reproductive health and queer content across its platforms."

Is there anything more annoying than doing something really stupid that is unquestionably 100% all on you?

Ohio launches crime reporting app with AI technology Ohio became the first state to integrate AI in public crime reporting through a new mobile platform. Published: 4:51 PM EDT September 26, 2025

Local police warn against new crime app spreading dangerous false reports By Dan DeRoos Published: Dec. 10, 2025 at 12:48 PM EST|Updated: 23 hours ago CLEVELAND, Ohio (WOIO) -Two Northeast Ohio police departments posted social media warnings this week about a new crime tracking app posting false reports. On Tuesday, police in Streetsboro had to calm fears that the app CrimeRadar posted there had been a shooting at one of it’s elementary schools.

Started/going.

@criminalerin.bsky.social who you cheering for here?

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Can someone explain the reason that The Times, a former newspaper of record ffs, and Joshua Bratt decided to misgender this person - who, by all accounts, has by this point fully transitioned - throughout the piece? Is it some sort of right-wing journalist dare now to disrespect people for clicks?

Christmas song of the day.

Scott Miller - Kingdom Has Come
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Incorporates T. S. Eliot's "Journey of the Magi."

I didn't take it as mean, no worries.

State Prisons Are Turning Away Visitors After Scanners Pick Up Their Tampons Guards demanded body scanners to cut down on contraband. Now they're turning visitors away over their hygiene and medical supplies.

"Guards are turning visitors away after their body scans pick up 'normal anatomy, medical conditions.'"

"Menstrual or contraceptive products, like tampons and intrauterine devices, also get flagged."

"What are you going to accuse me of bringing in next time?"
#NewYork #USA #Drugs #Incarceration

The fact that we have super wealthy and extremely stupid people trying to set themselves up as new nobles has made historical nobility, which I only know from books, far more real to me. These people were not smart, they did not rule well, and rigid hierarchies of domination are very bad.

I'd be happy to pitch in if there's anything you can offload.

so all year I have been saving nearly every story of ICE or CBP abuse I see on social media (from people's own reports to news stories to court filings) and am now going through them all to try to put them into story form and I don't think it's possible but

🧵 of important stories

FDA Opens Safety Review of Injectable RSV Drugs Approved for Babies and Toddlers Spokesman fpr RFK Jr. described the inquiry as a routine safety evaluation

It's getting harder and harder to deny that dead kids ISN'T the goal

Subtitle: Percent Difference in Popularity Title: Top Relative Categories by Generation Topic: When Compared to All Other Ages Gen Z (18-24) Party +385% Feet +347% POV +301% Virtual Reality +271% Vertical Video +228% Romantic +209% Cosplay +192% Hentai +171% Millennial (25-34) Fetish +152% Role Play +136% Squirt +134% Red Head +119% Toys +91% Reality +76% Handjob +73% Big Ass +67% Gen X (35-54) Fisting +252% Bukkake +209% Blonde +142% Vintage +129% Double Penetration +117% Bisexual Male +111% Orgy +102% Bondage +93% Boomers (55+) Brunette +142% Babe +125% Casting +101% Mature +85% Interracial +80% Threesome +78% Massage +76% Cuckold +74%

Maybe generational divides are real

Wow amazing, you read centrists telling you the same thing every week and, for some reason you can't quite put your finger on, you find the idea of a left winger distasteful. What an absolutely baffling and mysterious thing to happen.

check this guy’s browser history and hard drive