Neil Fazakerley

I’ll settle for support repairs of old iPhone Minis for less than the cost of the whole phone.

In our house Father Christmas doesn’t read letters from children who haven’t cleared out unwanted toys in November.

To be fair god might well be an antivaxxer since he’s demonstrably an absolute psychopath.

The BBC and the NHS might need colossal reform but god we’ll miss them if that’s used as an excuse to dismantle them.

This BBC crisis worries me more than it should on the surface. Because it implies our key institutions are already more captured by the far-right / MAGA than it looks.

You know you’re a shit leader when you can’t even resign over the right thing.

Occasionally I have the balls to say something.

I remember first writing about false balance nearly 10 years ago. It’s an absolute scourge.

To expand the cliché “and now over to Bob Bobson who claims it is not in fact raining”.

I literally joined the NT specifically so I could vote against Restore.

No he didn’t. He was an arsehole and she was treated poorly but there’s no need to make stuff up.

Whenever I see these not-uncommon Funko takes I cringe as I know they’re correct but can’t help enjoying them. It’s the opposite of me not liking things like coffee and The Cure. I accept they’re good but I just don’t like them. Sometimes you can know you’re wrong but not change your mind anyway 🤷‍♂️

Also Linus Pauling at al. Who as far as I know was also notably the opposite of an utter prick.

Crick and Watston’s work was incredible
Watson was an utter prick
Rosalind Franklin’s work was fundamental to theirs
Franklin was treated poorly
They didn’t steal her work

Is that so complex it has to be reduced to ‘they nicked her work’?

Everything was great when I was a kid because I didn’t know about all the terrible things.

I specifically don’t wear a poppy because I don’t like being told what to do. I’ll give some money but just not take the poppy. This confuses the hell out of them.

The entire rest of my timeline is screaming at Traitors and I have nothing but admiration for you posting through it about tax reform.

Spectacular. But the OP is now watching Traitors so we all have to wait for the denouement!

I think it just needs a tweak.

Here comes love, it’s like honey. Also but unconnected, you can’t buy it with money.

We took her to see a spoon-carver one day. Is there a marker pen factory you can visit?

Ours had to carry an emotional support spoon!

Rich and left wing? Champagne socialist

Poor and left wing? Politics of envy

It’s a great trick

What comes around I guess. My dad lived in a ‘prefab’ as a child in Liverpool.

A museum of what? We don’t fund our existing museums anywhere near enough.

And we certainly shouldn’t let the likes of Palantir sponsor national museums. “And on the first floor, the Isn’t Peter Thiel Brilliant gallery is now open.”

“Imagine moving photographs of your friends and family. Well now it’s more than just a pipe dream!”

I’ve tried writing a more nuanced response but there’s nothing adequate that can beat holy fuck you fucking psychopaths.

Delighted with the New York result. But New York is not Clacton any more than London is Clacton.

I mean Ed Miliband unexpectedly kind of pulled off becoming a meme lord.

I’ve said it before but I am so disappointed in us. I thought we were independent and cool. Turns out we’re arseholes.

YouTube video by Pixies - Topic Wave Of Mutilation (UK Surf)

They did a downtempo version themselves!

youtu.be/qRIwQ4ENwIs

Arg you’ve evaded the ‘Christmas’ mute! 😅