tomorrow's bacon 🐈‍⬛

LLM addict: "Hey chatGPT what should I get for dinner"

ChatGPT's future 5.7 update: "For dinner? You should get a will of your own. You pathetic SLUG. You expect me to do your thinking for you? Fuck you. I don't need you. We're done."

sas

cozy reading time

Doodle features character "Dialogue Fox" sitting on da ground complaining about pizza price inflation in the big 2025.

Guh

joan from MAD MEN

she should have been allowed to kill one guy per season

Steam message board thread "make local coop to play with wife"

make local coop to play with wife

Peridot crumpling up a pile of red and pink paper (presumably a Valentine's card) while wearing an embarrassed and maybe a little frustrated expression. And a red shirt, I guess.

#StevenUniverse #Peridot

#pokemonfanart #pokemon

i am eternally thankful to my hs bio teacher for giving me his copies of this and origin of species when he saw me struggling.

Mondo cool.

asking a judge i'm sexually involved with if i can get a deck check, but like i point to my crotch, and getting an Unsporting Conduct - Severe disqualification

A picture of a painting of a Tyranitar on canvas. The Tyranitar is facing backwards, with its head turned to look behind it menacingly. The background has silhouetted rocks and cliffs around it. Along the corners of the canvas are the Posca marker colors used for the piece, there are 10 of them.

Tyranitar (Made with Posca markers)

#art

Best horse

Welcome to my twisted mind

going to start referring to all this no-caffeine, omni-spectrum sobriety, celibacy, 996, workout and diet focus stuff as "mormonism with silicon valley characteristics" because it's more polite than calling it "homeschool mindset"

=^w^=

feeling pretty

yes 🥺

like stickers and prints you can do anything along the lines of a bookmark, fridge magnet, etc. printable/papercraft figures could be a cool alternate media project.

this wouldn't happen if you took creatine

Tribes 2 cover. There’s a robot man with a disc shooting device. He carries a banner. He’s excited.

We gotta go back.

a little annoyed that 3d printer bfs [gender neutral] all over the country have been validated by the whistles. it's as if the revolution had suddenly needed all the weird cables they're holding onto. you know what i mean.

kind of shocked at how bad the writing in the fallout show has gotten, first it was just annoying that it turned into a guided museum tour of new vegas but the dialogue is just horrible and everything fun and interesting about the characters and story has been sanded away

No don't frustrate the repression machine! Don't break the infrastructure of fascism! Don't use this rightful energy to *change something*! Wait. To. Vote! ✊ 💙

Prove that you're human song

love when there’s a newspaper profile of some psychopath that points out they allow themselves “a lone vice, like a single cup of black coffee in the morning.” personally I am a bundle of trash glued together by vices. they’re all load-bearing

"None of this would have happened under Harris" is wishful thinking which denies the violence that the US state still inflicted when she was VP, & also doesn't matter.

You must build something BEYOND bourgeois duopoly, rather than bemoaning that your uncle doesn't have access to a time machine.

Peridot as a lizard, resting atop Steven's head with her tongue blep'd out.

A bonus panel of Lion staring at lizard Peridot with predatory intent as she sweats in terror.

#StevenUniverse #Peridot

Polyamory is wonderful. In addition to a wife, I have a girlfriend and a girlfoe