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Not the theme song to Titanic playing as soon as we get into the car headed to the cruise terminal. 😱

We are just starting to look for a new car too. Well, not a NEW car, but new to us. Interested in what others have to say.

I understand that’s what you’re TRYING to say, but that’s not the way it’s going to be heard when you say it.

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Idk who needs this PSA but if you’re anywhere near Miami and you skip Marcus Samuelsson’s Red Rooster, that’s on you. Unreal food (get the wild mushrooms & grits, trust me), elite service, zero misses. Hard to imagine eating anywhere else next time I’m in the area. 🍽️🔥🍜 #foodsky

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Just drove past a Miami PD and my brain wondered if it was Dexter’s Miami Metro, but I’m not sure if we’re near Dade County. 🩸📺

When people ask for the worst thing my girlfriend’s ever done, “left a bar while Thriller was playing” is absolutely top tier. That’s not a red flag, that’s a federal offense. Are you even American if you leave during that song?

My cousin lives in Sicily and he’s sending me Italian news articles about how media here is afraid to show the boos. We’re a mockery everywhere.

He looks super cozy

This Lyft driver’s music choices were on point. I was almost sad to get out of his car. Almost…..

Why can’t I remember what I did yesterday, but La Isla Bonita comes on and I know every word like I’m Madonna in the 80s? My brain storage makes zero sense to me.

Yes! We are in Miami and cruise starts tomorrow. Wheeeeee!!

Devil's Knot: The True Story of the West Memphis Three is a 2002 true-crime book by Mara Leveritt that investigates the 1993 murders of three young boys in West Memphis, Arkansas, and the controversial conviction of three teenagers—Damien Echols, Jason Baldwin, and Jessie Misskelley—who became known as the West Memphis Three. Leveritt argues the convictions were driven by a "Satanic panic" and a flawed investigation, despite a lack of physical evidence, and the book details the "witch-hunt atmosphere" of the trials, the defendants' release in 2011, and the ongoing questions about the case.

Reading Devil’s Knot. It’s sad, frustrating, and further proof that our justice system is flawed. Please read it if you enjoy #TrueCrime. #BookSky 📚💙

Wait until the connecting flight. I’m planning to fall asleep on your shoulder and full on drool.

Awww. I’m so sad for you. Wanna switch problems? Lol

a yellow cup of coffee with a yellow flower and a butterfly on it Alt: a yellow cup of coffee with a yellow flower and a butterfly on it - good morning written at the top and have an amazing day at the bottom

Your good mornings always make me smile.

a cartoon character with dreadlocks and green eyes is making a funny face Alt: Anxiety character from the movie Inside Out

Someone with my level of people anxiety should not be middle seated between two strangers for TWO HOURS. I’m fine with seat assignments but at least put me next to the person I booked with, or give me a window or aisle so the stranger danger is only on one side. This is basic airline ethics.

Did you use my new mirror? One does not simply use that mirror. You work your way up to that mirror in stages. You train yourself. You ok? Need help?

Kristen gets a pass. She’s allowed to be wrong because she’s pretty, kind, and makes delicious food. She’s a human trifecta.

If I get ONE more email with a ❗️, I’m activating villain mode. This is not giving urgency, it’s giving coworker who cried wolf. I’m in my ignore and spite era now. Not every message is a five-alarm fire. Put the ❗️ down and step away from the keyboard. FFS. Is it Friday yet?

Book cover of Kristen Kish’s memoir titled Accidentally on Purpose.

I’ve been hanging out on my library’s waitlist for the audiobook of Kristen Kish’s memoir and I’m somehow still like four weeks away. So no Kristen Kish narrating my vacation vibes. I don’t love this for me. #Booksky 💙📚

Telly 📝📺

I can get behind fries in a Wendy’s Frosty. I cannot get behind a DQ commercial telling me to use a vanilla shake as a dipping sauce for my chicken nuggets. Some things just cannot be normalized. Where will it end?

Is it wrong that I feel invested in this story?

Lindsey Vonn’s last Olympics might be her most unlikely, but she’s ready to throw herself down the mountain once again | CNN The easy way to frame what Lindsey Vonn is about to do in the mountains of Cortina d’Ampezzo, Italy, is to call it a comeback. But what the 41-year-old has done and continued to do is way more than th...

Lindsey Vonn’s drive, love of the sport, and refusal to quit… all of it is incredible. But when does protecting your body matter more than chasing one more medal?

A regal queen does not lower herself to drink from the bowls of peasants.

Happy sweet 16 to your mom. Major congrats to your mom and to you for celebrating her 🩵

Someone in a meeting today had a hockey analogy in light of the upcoming Olympics. I was only half listening but as soon as I heard this, I thought he was talking about #HeatedRivalry. “…US college athletes took down the Russian machine, what was known as the greatest hockey team on the planet...”

I just finished Finders Keepers, book 2 in Stephen King’s Bill Hodges series. Mr. Mercedes set the bar disrespectfully high because this one did not hit the same. Now I’m looking at End of Watch wondering if I should commit or ghost the trilogy. #booksky #audiobook 💙📚🎧

Her work on Grey’s was fantastic as well. Everything she touches turns to gold.

I do the same. I worry that my humor might be taken out of context so I hope my emojis help.

We’re watching the Wonder Man finale and California by Phantom Planet starts playing. My brain knew it sounded weirdly familiar. Google confirmed it was the theme song for The O.C. and Summer Roberts just resurfaced in my soul. Thank you for that, Wonder Man.