The Neurodivergent Astronaut 🎗️

Big announcement coming by EOW!!

How single am I? I’m when ever I mention a woman I know in any context to my aunts the instantly ask “is she cute?” single

What would Marco Polo think of his namesake game? Cause I think he’d be confused as fuck

Is it weird that my phone has had the same lock screen for 8 years?

I’ve never been a caffeine drinker but I just chugged 2 Celsii and now feel in great need of a nap

How’s the job market? I keep getting LinkedIn notifications of my friends with engineering degrees getting jobs in retail

Not boats again smh

I have acquired a piece of inconel bar stock now I just need to figure out what to make with it

Amazon prime staring every ad break by saying “you movie continues uninterrupted after this break” is infuriating

In this weeks episode of learning important things that they didn’t teach in school: if the sulfur content is a little off in you stainless steel it makes welding a pain in the ass

How does my mom constantly send me TikTok’s that I saw 2 weeks ago?

They should really ban advertising prescription meds cause 1 idk anything about medicine and 2 you just waisted my time watching it and your money paying for me to watch it

My dream hobby is restoring antique aircraft and flying them in air shows

The fact that you can buy a HAAS for $600/month does not bode well for my wallet

It’s crazy how often my job is people who I thought new more than me asking me questions I don’t know the answer to me guessing the answer and them just accepting it

I don’t think I’ve ever seen a movie character eat an apple who wasn’t an asshole

Since some people seem to be confused DEI isn’t that you don’t hire based on the best person for the job it’s that you make sure that you consider everyone in order to find that best person

Saved $80k at work today I should get a reward

Why does hacking in movies never include the use of a mouse?

Stuck in waiting mode unable to eat dinner for the last 2 hours because the food I decided I want “requires” the new knife Amazon says is “out for delivery” to make smh 🤦🏻‍♂️

For once my feed is completely filled with good news! Welcome home to the hostages!!!

If I won the lottery I wouldn’t tell anyone, but there would be signs

Overheard in Costco
*A mom picking out a handle of vodka*

~6 yo son: “don’t drink to much beer or it’ll hurt your tummy”

Mom: “Luckily I don’t drink beer”

Rewatching Arrow and I gotta say the transitions in this show between flashbacks and current era are impeccable

Air shows are awesome but nowhere near as good as when there are airplane with afterburner fuck you trump for canceling them

Extra pissed off at trump today cause I’m supposed to see the thunder birds perform this weekend and they’ve now been canceled because of the shut down 🤬🤬🤬 I’ve been literally waiting a year for this weekend

Why am I suddenly getting twice as many ads on instagram and they aren’t labeled as “ad” or “sponsored”?!? It’s been pissing me off the last few days

I’m going to a huge airshow in a week!!! So fucking excited!!

What a day to have 10 new NCRs on your parts at work

Sure the cyber truck is ugly but the Nissan cube is worse