Z.M. Lawson 🏴‍☠️

Name a film line that has been stuck in your head for over a decade.

"Spectacles, Testicles, Wallet, and Watch"
- Nuns On The Run (1990)
#FilmSky

a man is jumping in front of the aubu university sign ALT: a man is jumping in front of the aubu university sign

Auburn fires Hugh Freeze.
It was a huge mistake to hire him in the first place. Auburn's AD needs to go too.

This revolving door of high paid coaching jobs getting silly.

#CFB #NCAA #CFP

YouTube video by VCRWORLD HBO: Space Intro Remastered | (60 Fps) HD - 1983

It's Saturday night. The smell of a Little Caesar's Pizza-Pizza Party Pack is wafting in the air. You grab your spot in front of a 24" console television.

...you are about to get your mind blown by a movie that has an unnecessary nude scene.

#80's #nostalgia #FilmSky

youtu.be/Qc4cmZaWgIo?...

They charge too much for what people can reasonably afford. Streaming services w/ price hikes are next to drop off. There WILL be a massive increase in piracy again (like the dvd burner boom).

solution: up the quality, lower the budget, prioritize below the line cast/crew over costly celebs

store clerk scene from No Country for Old Men. Dialogue changed to , " Got any Spice?"

Watching Dune Part 3
#FilmSky #NoCountryForOldMen

Boise State University's "Smurf Turf" field. Bright Blue artificial grass that hurt the eyes.

photoshop image of Boise State's smurf turf being painted green by Bob Ross. Captain above says, " Let's paint a happy little football field right here...yes, let it just be there with its happy little friends."

Honestly, we would all greatly appreciate it if Boise State would just have a normal field that didn't strain the eyes to look at.

#BoiseState #Football #SmurfTurf #CFP

The celebratory atmosphere at the World Series right now is about as enthusiastic as a fruit fly farting on a cotton ball.🙄
#WorldSeries #BlueJays #Dodgers

well that sucks.

literally, no one but dodgers fans wanted this

on to the 11th

Springer strikes out after getting out of the way of a pitch that would have given him a free base.

WTF?

Dammit Springer!!!!!

Take one for the team!
#BLueJays

bernie sanders is wearing a jacket with a hood and glasses while standing in the snow . ALT: bernie sanders is wearing a jacket with a hood and glasses while standing in the snow .

Once again, we are at the bottom of another inning, and I am asking the Blue Jays to stop screwing around.

#BlueJays #WorldSeries

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Collectively, MLB players that have been traded /fired /released from the Yankees have more World Series appearances than players from any other team.

#BlueJays #Dodgers #WorldSeries

Blue Jays, stop screwing around.

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That Vandy 2 point conversion

#Texas #Vandy #CFB

a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a blackboard and says `` i do not play '' . ALT: a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a blackboard and says `` i do not play '' .

#WelcomeToDerry episode 2

If they think for even a second that this episode ruined pickles for me...well, uh... they have another thing coming.

I would straight up kick Pennywise in the nuts for a lifetime supply of gherkins.

#NOspoilers please.

it is so much fun

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re-watching #TrueBlood.

Every character is bi-polar with the memory of a goldfish...yet it is so much fun to watch. The cast and story-craft still sell it as honest and delightful. I bet this was a really fun show to work on.

lol, "Suh-khay"🤣

Mannys stating that if you come in during the first week of November and show your SNAP card, they will make a family meal for there or to go.

SUPPORT MANNY'S IF YOU ARE IN CHICAGO.

If the Blue Jays win on Halloween night at home in Toronto, then Toronto might get so wild and crazy tonight that someone might actually jaywalk when leaving Rogers Centre.

stay safe, Toronto.
#WorldSeries #LightsUpLetsGo

a little girl wearing a red jacket is looking up at something . ALT: a little girl wearing a red jacket is looking up at something .

I am stereotypically tall with large hands.

I give out candy to each trick-or-treater by whatever my fist grabs out of my candy bucket.

Some of these little kids look at me and think, " We just committed the perfect crime against this old giant "

#Halloween #TrickOrTreat

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I really should have dressed up this year as Ace Frehley.

I gotta admit...I kinda fucked up by not doing that.

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Finally! I got some Trick or Treaters!

You’re good people.

Medicare for All would save $450B a year.

Every dollar spent on food stamps generates $1.50-$1.80 in economic activity.

Each dollar going to low-wage workers adds $1.20 to the economy overall.

It’s not about what this country can or can’t afford.

It’s about priorities.

Not sure what hill I will die on, but I’ll probably have two impromptu fangs and/or buck teeth made of candy corn when I’m there.

Screenshot of Jeff Daniels from the newsroom tv show where he goes into detail why America has lost the ability to self refer as “ The Greatest Country”

Left NYC for a bit and now I’m in Alabama at my (childhood home)parent’s house. It is 5:13pm and not a single trick or treater has come to the door yet and I haven’t seen one in the neighborhood at all so far. WTF?

🙄Cue Jeff Daniels’ monologue from The Newsroom.
#Halloween #trickRtreat

a man in a top hat says " we are the music makers " and " we are the dreamers of dreams " ALT: a man in a top hat says " we are the music makers " and " we are the dreamers of dreams "

Don't care about the gobstopper, I want an everlasting cinnamon flavored toothpick.

an american flag is flying in the wind Alt: an American flag is flying in the wind upside down. It is the official symbol of a "Nation in distress"

"What did you have for breakfast today?"

"What did you have for lunch today?"

"What did you have for dinner today?"

These are the only three questions Journalists should be asking at press conferences with elected officials until SNAP is restored.

#SNAP #PeopleNeedToEat #TrumpShutdown

fun fact: based on the current rate of inflation and Senate/House salaries...it would take 100 years for any of them to see a single cent of take-home pay if they didn't do anything to curb inflation.

just sayin'....inCENTive.