Jo

Just think of Aido!

Nice choice.

You deserve it. €€€€€€€€€€€€€€€€€€€€

Forever a mystery.

I thought it was from Crete?

But when in Greece. Its compulsory. Like Spanokopita, and cigarettes.

Ribena is also good. As is Raki.

Where's your sense of romance? You die young(ish) and poor. Then you get your flowers about 60 years after your death. I don't make the rules Aido.

Would make for unusual delivery definitely.

Like a doomed genius?

You just saved me a lot of embarrassment in Tescos.

Can I change my name?

Well, that was fucking underwhelming.

#cpfc

He's got to squeal first. And he looks like a squealer.

Its the one place he's safe from "suicide".

Send Andrew to the Tower.

In fact some of the jokes hadn't. BUT I DON'T CARE. Top notch stupidity and joy.

Maybe they should play in the snow?

So The Muppets are getting a full series right? That was good.

Brazil have won more winter Olympic golds in the last 20 years than they've been to the World Cup final.

Love this.
That plant would be absolutely fucked though. Definitely overwatering.

Something in my eye now.

Had a call for overtime at 6am tomorrow. Told my manager to ask me before I start drinking next time ffs.

I have a painful spot on the back of my head. I will call him Derek.

I would be dead now. And I have never shagged Maggie Philbin.

I might have had my willy out in front of strangers though.

Misunderstood the tone of the conversation. I apologise.

The ginger? No, last i heard he was an electrician or something. 2nd best footballer in the year in primary though.

His or viewers?

It does sadly. And I wouldn't presume to offer a solution. But yoga is cathartic I hear.

So remember to breathe and stretch as you beat the crap out of them.