Old Ranger Pete

And the nice thing is you never have to ask!

Oooh, ooh! (raising hand) Can we call them Trump Youth?

Pam Bondi: "Hold my beer."

So, the only way Democrats can win on this issue is to promise 2000 percent cuts in drug prices.

I know the course has been open for only a day or so, but has Trump had time to win the tournament there yet?

When we take those weather-modifying bastards to trial, I suggest a dunking chair. Lower them into a pond for 10 minutes. If they survive, they are guilty. If not, well, they probably supported un-American weather modification anyway.

"School? We don't need no stinking school!"

"I have come to bury Epstein, not to praise him," said Donald, maybe.

Huh. It seems a little DEI to name professional sports teams for minorities, but what the hell do I know about it.

I've gotta ask: What is the distinction between incarcerating middle class violent criminals, lower class violent criminals, and upper class violent criminals?

Thanks for the acknowledgement! After years in government service, the Hatch Act is a very real limit on my personal expressions of political viewpoints. That is changing with the help of you and your cohorts.

I'm going to try and communicate with my Republican colleagues in a new way.

That would be awful. Don’t share this.

We must be reminded daily that Dear Leader is watching over us.

We are in a new era, one in which doublethink is now an everyday term.

"I had not heard that, so I can't comment."

The Trump Presidential Library is a website.

At a minimum, we should expect an Executive Order to that effect.

YouTube video by Pete Griffin Diary of a Forest Ranger: Mack Lake Fire

45 years ago today we were saving a bird from extinction. It was a day that changed my life and my career in the US Forest Service. www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lglp...

In the multi-verse, this universe that revolves around Trump, the laws of logic, physics, and cause and effect exist only at the whim of Donald. In this universe, both statements are true.

I don't know who will be making the fortune, Donald, but I do know it won't be the little people. 3/3

The old man looked at Pat and said, "This isn't for the little people."

Donald Trump's Truth Social quote from Monday: “The USA lost Billions of Dollars A DAY in International Trade under Sleepy Joe Biden. I have now stemmed that tide, and will be making a fortune, very soon." 2/3

Forty years ago I took a writing class with Pat, who spent two years in Thailand in the Peace Corp. He watched a construction project in his village. He said to the old villager, "This project will bring prosperity to the village." 1/3

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Well, folks don't understand just how rich those teeth commercial contracts made her back when she was still the governor of South Dakota.

Certainly. There could be extra bonuses for bearing spawn of Elon. But I don't want to give them ideas.

They're nearing the bottom of the barrel, searching for people stupid enough to serve under this tattooed buffoon.

While Donald Trump looks on with envy.

Maybe he looked deep into his eyes and saw his soul.

So, using phrasing from the essay, the Republican Party is now in the unenviable position of being "pot-committed."

Welp, I hope the Acting IG has retirement plans in place. I can't see this review lasting long enough for any kind of report.