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Minion of Hell. Fit for purpose, but a right pest. Politely declining your pink bits and politics; your core is a lot tastier.

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Made of the same stock.

I’m sure you aren’t easily intimidated by others too.

23.10.2025 18:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I don’t mean to be. I highly doubt you would have cause to want to intimidate me. I reckon you’re a teddy bear. πŸ˜‰

23.10.2025 18:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Great stuff! Well done to your mini!

23.10.2025 18:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
The image shows the quote, "I wish you a kinder sea," which is attributed to the American poet Emily Dickinson.

The image shows the quote, "I wish you a kinder sea," which is attributed to the American poet Emily Dickinson.

I do.

23.10.2025 17:19 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

4.

23.10.2025 18:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh god…you’re definitely better than that pleb!

23.10.2025 11:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Of course you’re here to make it more tantalising! You’re a sadist! πŸ˜†

22.10.2025 21:10 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh I bet you aren’t! πŸ˜†πŸ˜˜

22.10.2025 21:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Haha.

Wait…it comes to whistles? X

22.10.2025 21:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I’d be drop-kicking it!

A man-robot wouldn’t get in our way! πŸ˜€ (I’m actually a bit scared of robots but needs must!) x

22.10.2025 19:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Hmm. Apologies, the drugs will be kicking in then and I need to stay still. I’m free for calming/boring between 7am-7pm. πŸ˜†xx

22.10.2025 19:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I’d like one of those but my floors aren’t level, so I think it might have a shitfit every five minutes! I have to fight Henry around every corner! πŸ˜†xx

22.10.2025 19:43 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Always call me if you need help getting to sleep! I am both very calming…and incredibly dull! πŸ˜†xx

22.10.2025 19:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Bloody wish. I’m quite ready for those robot men to come out and do all the jobs! πŸ˜†x

22.10.2025 19:37 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Haha.

Question is…are you β€œany bloke”? πŸ˜†πŸ˜†

22.10.2025 19:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I’d keep you there for hours! I love stroking skin, and hair, and massaging! πŸ˜€ xx

22.10.2025 19:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Ooh can I really? πŸ˜€ I love doing that! X

22.10.2025 19:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Yours need kitties too! X

22.10.2025 19:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I usually prefer a darker red but I wanted to try the brand.
Ballbags. 🀨

Sorry your D has left. Counting down for the two of you for next time! 🀞🏻⏳

22.10.2025 19:29 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Thank you, it’s very pretty…or it was until the inevitable housework! πŸ˜©πŸ˜€

22.10.2025 19:28 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Thanks Jan, I usually prefer a darker red. I guess I can spend ages doing that instead of this rubbish one! 😩

22.10.2025 19:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Stupid chipped nails.

Stupid chipped nails.

Bought a few new colours in a β€œbreathable” brand. Painted them LAST NIGHT…they are chipped already. Arses.

22.10.2025 18:44 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

All good Huts! Vegetarian of 18 years. (Thank you)

22.10.2025 18:42 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Drool 🀀

22.10.2025 18:41 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Something needs to, I think she’s hit the age where the moaning ramps up! πŸ˜†x

22.10.2025 18:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I’ve been thinking about that a lot today..

22.10.2025 18:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m STARVING all the time! It’s welcome - usually I am nauseous - but it seems my tummy is a machine!

22.10.2025 18:13 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I love that! It’s very you. The dark Rose colour on the back wall is gorgeous! My husband collects antiques, so my living room is like a tat shop. πŸ˜’ I live in my room, which is always dark and lit only by salt lamps! πŸ˜†

22.10.2025 18:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Haha I bet! But the love-tired smiles are the best ones!
My Mum is thinking of a kitten, I really think we should all have little furs…the bond is second-to-none.

22.10.2025 18:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Yellow? I always give you the pink and yellow heart β€˜cause pink and sunny. πŸ’

22.10.2025 18:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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