Sanity Optional 🦋

Sure but you both look like you're about to do something evil...the smirks 😏

But the Supreme Corpse will always help His Magasty.

Motherfucking wind farms…

My age verification

Yes, its just flat spam. Comes from the wild bork bird. Tastea like chicken covered in plastic.

Question for Christians (and that ilk): Was there an 11th commandment that thou shalt rape innocent children and protect the rapist?

If not, aren't you going to hell or will 5 Hail Mary's just wipe it all clean?

#hypocrite #hell #Christian #religion #hatethosemfrs

Udderly unnecessary.

My theory: Now that the "Big Beautiful Bill" has given the Billionaires their tax breaks, they are going to take down tRump. They were using him. They despise him. He will now be sacrificed. Epstein and the midterms will put the final knife in. He will be crying through his makeup soon.

How are you finding these sources now? Don't get me wrong, he's on the list but why is all of this data just surfacing now?

Interesting. What are the sources? Verifiable, I hope! Not hyperbolic....we need defensible information.

You're a lucky man, but "menschy? The terribles have affected your grammar choices.

Self-effacement is a great use of satire as a way of signaling humanity and humility, but it requires strength of character to pull it off. I guess that says it all....Hint hint

Will Webster's now be updating their Synonyms to include "real" as a synonym of "fake", given that every time FDT uses fake, we know its real?

For two days, i have been whispering into a cleverly hidden baby monitor in your house, riffing Peter Griffin

When you see it, you see it. Mass-holes being honest.

He's in Cambridge?

Yeah, launching a mobile phone service is definitely bigger than a potential regional nuclear war. Glad we got our priorities right.

Someone change the codes on the nuclear football NOW!

Ah, no thank you.....

Can you tell us how the ICE recruiting is being done nationally and who is heading it up? It's time to take the head off the snake.

How many types of minerals are there, in total? More than 365?

That is promising and amazing

I'm curious, how are they recruiting and organizing these ICE groups? Time to take the head off the snake, IMO.

It's really more of a float than a walk....still amazing

Totally reversible, if given the time.

When ice bears appear, the best protection is spray....the bear kind

Do beetles push those around the forest?

Now if you saw me in a dress (happened once in college, air band contest, lots of drinks) you would KNOW this is funny ...

Or I make a really bad looking woman..

Its funny, in a tragic, "why did his friends let that happen?", sort of way..

Depends on the day, the location, time for day and who's dress I am wearing...oh and if the shoes match.

I wonder what would happen if a tire or two mysterious deflated?