Witchful Thinking

surprised they're trying to hire them back, "12yr olds smoking unfiltered pall malls" sounds right for the playbook

Pro-natalists: you need to have at least 10 kids

Normal people: why, are you expecting half of them to die before puberty due to lack of modern health and sanitation?

Pro-natalists: you're never gonna believe what we also advocate

Someone once said NextDoor is the social network for dogs if they could type. It’s always “what’s that noise?” and “who’s that stranger?” which is exactly what I imagine my dogs would text other neighborhood dogs.

Criminals deserve due process because due process is literally how we determine whether someone is, *in fact*, a criminal

important context about the concentration camps in el salvador:

"it's the most challenging"

yes, it's supposed to be. that's the point.

no one has that kind of time, you'd be either prepping or eating constantly just to maintain calories

anyone is only a citizen until someone with power says otherwise.

if citizens are being deported, there is no such thing as "being a citizen," anymore.

The person who runs the Libs of TikTok account says she "arrested some criminal illegal aliens" with Kristi Noem this morning in Arizona and promises some "exclusive" social media content "coming soon."

She's also wearing a badge in this picture.

learning the muscles in the body is kind of like an advent calendar, but instead of the days of Christmas, you learn a new muscle each time somewhere new hurts.

the renaissance itself wouldn't have been nice to live through, which is why they picked and chose small aspects to highlight and carry on. you know, like how cultures *are formed*

if America has nothing to look back on, make something for others to someday connect to, instead of being combative

Jack posobiec calling the Super Bowl halftime show a DEI halftime show

Kendrick standing at the center of black men dancers color coordinated to resemble the American flag

nice

my absolute shock when that wasn't an ad for the military

what

probably the most mischievous grin ever

i truly can’t wrap my head around ppl following this story who STILL don’t think this is political or who still deny that something bigger than taylor is in play

Matt Walsh tweet: Bizarre decision by the NFL to have some guy come out and lethargically mumble a bunch of songs that 90 percent of the NFL audience has never heard

they can take over the entire country but they can never actually be cool and it will eat at them forever

Kendrick certainly just made all the worst people in this country mad, so that’s some nice icing on the cake

Hospitals that can afford Super Bowl ads shouldn’t be sending their patients to collections

remember this feeling they can’t steal all joy from you

Muting Tom Brady, turning on the Philly police scanner

GO BIRDS

"no our smoker cuts grass" heh

Drake’s fall from grace—from pop superstar to rap beef punchline—is proof that we as a nation can turn away from Trumpism with the proper amount of ridicule and grassroots communal celebration

I will not be taking questions at this time

this is simply how Philadelphia was created. a demonstration of rebirth.

“we have too many we keep losing the barricades” is being repeated with increasing levels of panic lol

funniest highlights of the philly police scanner, a thread

THE PHILADELPHIA EAGLES

I think at this point we have to say that Kendrick releasing Not Like Us was the most successful political assassination since Shinzo Abe